The Gaper Spirit Animal

[philth]

AK is GSA's epic season ending trip. Where all its gopros, biners, skins, beacon, shovie, probe, harness, more biners, pack will get lightly used. Except for the biners, shovie, probe, beacon and pack and skins. It will wear the the shit out of the batts in the gopros though.

[baron]

[QUOTE=lynchdogger;3560664]Perfect. My bet is 8 or less on the din

QUOTE]
din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS

[montanaskier]

wonder if he has a strobe light?

[Son-of-Pbville]

din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS

Ahem.... That was pretty gapertastic. You are wise in the art. Possibly a GSA apprentice?

[daviski]

wonder if he has a strobe light?

and a disco ball, for the Huts

[Captain Anal]

[QUOTE=baron;3560968]

Perfect. My bet is 8 or less on the din

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din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS

So do you weigh 80 lbs or by 'expert' terrain do you mean the race trail at a midwest mole hill?

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[baron]

[QUOTE=Captain Anal;3561221]

So do you weigh 80 lbs or by 'expert' terrain do you mean the race trail at a midwest mole hill?

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w over 100 posts ,I think you'd know better...155 lb lvl1 skier uses setting of about 8

[philth]

w over 100 posts ,I think you'd know better...155 lb lvl1 skier uses setting of about 8

This thread is quickly losing its Hall of Fame potential.

[flatNshallow]

...
He's kind of a 21st century jackalope...

..the mythical Gapealope?

[baron]

this thread always sucked;isolating one person with a bandwagon of shit,some was way funny....BUT, do unto others motherfuckers.......next somebody's going to tattoo numbers on this guy arm and put him in a camp?

[jaja111]

^^^^^^^ Thread goes from the best shit I've ever seen to the above post, being the most retarded thing I've ever seen here.

[philth]

This thread was winning till this

din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS

Really? You started lecturing folks on DIN settings? Then you compare this thread to the Holocaust.

Are you a 1st year customer service specialists at REI by chance?

[philth]

JaJa speaks truth.

[Soups]

this thread always sucked;isolating one person with a bandwagon of shit,some was way funny....BUT, do unto others motherfuckers.......next somebody's going to tattoo numbers on this guy arm and put him in a camp?

Fuck off

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[Tunco]

Ve hafe vays of making you ski.

[thudder]

This thread was winning till this



Really? You started lecturing folks on DIN settings? Then you compare this thread to the Holocaust.

Are you a 1st year customer service specialists at REI by chance?

This thread must be touching a nerve. I wonder if there's a whole pantheon of lesser GSA's out there who feel neglected?

[Son-of-Pbville]

Ve hafe vays of making you ski.

HAHAHAHAHA. Tip of the hat to you sir.

Baron, it is obvious to everyone except you, that you are stupid. Like first cousins were fair game in your lineage stupid. STFU already. EDIT - Lets add thudder to that as well.

Back to the point-
Straight from Merriam-Webster:

Gaper - 1) one who gapes


It couldn't be stated more clearly.

[baron]

Hella funny ,people think they can talk mega shit WHEN TREY ARE TYPING; I disapprove of this TR ,cause talking shit is for Pussies.This TR is all that and more,bandfest of shitstalk and ridicule.My mosh pit is always open!

[PhilM]

I disapprove of this TR

Suggest you fuck off then...

[baron]

Suggest you fuck off then...

America ,deuchebag....rename this the commie- pinko TR

[that dude who did that thing]

I don't know, I'm just a JONG but I think this baron dude lecturing people INCORRECTLY about DIN settings has its own HoF potential.

It's like we had to bring actual gape in, so that we could properly pay respect to the holy mystery of the GSA.

BTW, I took a bunch of kids to the "tubing hill" yesterday. While there, I saw a guy who was pretty clearly not a skier. His coat had, in giant letters across the back, the name of some dude I was later informed is a pro wrestler, and, sure enough, he came to the tubing hill with his go-pro on a headband. I thought he might be a distant, non-skiing relation of the GSA.

[stuckathuntermtn]

I was gonna type something witty, but this app is being shitty.

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[idiot]

Is it possible that baron is the GSA

[biff chalupa]

Is it possible that baron is the GSA

No. It's not.

[phishstx]

I'm wondering if GSA has been at some of the NYC film premieres, within mere feet of any number of us, disguising his true self beneath a Patagonia vest and a layer of pomade.