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  1. 01-25-2005, 05:34 PM #1
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    Question Caption Contest: Armed Pu

    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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  2. 01-25-2005, 05:35 PM #2
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    "this is my rifle,
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    How to handle Lunada Bay locals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    SuPu:
    Reason #871234987561 to let maggots ski the pow pow.
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  13. 01-25-2005, 10:58 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    The ladies always said I was a quick shooter...
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  16. 01-25-2005, 11:08 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    "this is my rifle,
    this is my gun,
    this is for fighting,
    this is for fun"
    good shit man... someone knows one of the preffered sayings of the U.S. Airborne and Rangers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hucksquaw
    good shit man... someone knows one of the preffered sayings of the U.S. Airborne and Rangers.
    Or just one of the scenes from Full Metal Jacket. One or the other...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    Or just one of the scenes from Full Metal Jacket. One or the other...
    ahhh. didnt remember this. but my previous post might provide an explanation to where they got it..

    .. these are some of my favorite lines from F.M.J. - "Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!" "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you." "You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
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