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  1. #51
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    He pretty much created, cringe humor. His David Brent character from The Office is one the best things ever on screen.
    Love him
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    Now, this is comedy. And, it has legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Something else occurred to me. I would have liked to see Pesci slowly walk to the stage from the Scorcese table after he insulted him, just get that little guy in the right position, and, bam, a nice jab directly into the nose. Bam. Just push the whole nostril assembly an inch back. Watch him crumble, sniveling, as blood and snot and tears flow onto the stage. Then, calmly go back to the table, say, "See ya boys, headin' back to Jerrzee" and calmly walk out to his driver. Taking his swag, of course. I see Pacino with that wide eyed "whoa" look on his face, moving into a smile, Scorcese looking a little glum, because this may have messed up his Oscar chances, and he needs all the help he can get, and Deniro doing that smile and, pointing finger at Pesci, "You, You......".
    Pesci is an actor. Do really think he's tough IRL?
    You sound incredibly thinned skinned

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    Oh c'mon. It's the movies. It's make believe. It's a little skit. I'm thin skinned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Oh c'mon. It's the movies. It's make believe. It's a little skit. I'm thin skinned?
    Pesci laffed at the short joke...yes.

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    You think Joe Pesci is funny? Like a clown funny?

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    Benny, Gervais said before we went on, who is my audience: the 200 fragile egos in front of me or the 200 million watching worldwide?

    Also, I wonder how these poor souls would have handled a Don Rickles insulting them?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    200 million people watch that bullshit? Christ, that calls for some insults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    200 million people watch that bullshit?
    Maybe they're all Joe Pesci fans? You'd be surprised how many people hold him up as some kinda of Superman or Demigod.

    Apparently.
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    Anytime I see “apparently” or (probably), both of which are in heavy use round here this week, I read it in Clarkson’s mumbled voice, and its perfect.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Anytime I see “apparently” or (probably), both of which are in heavy use round here this week, I read it in Clarkson’s drunken voice, and its perfect.
    Fify

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Maybe they're all Joe Pesci fans? You'd be surprised how many people hold him up as some kinda of Superman or Demigod.

    Apparently.
    Yeah, that Leo Getz ....... a real super hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Benny is probably a Gallagher fan.
    When I was in college in Boulder, I worked at Safeway one summer and rang up Gallagher and his 3 carts of watermelons and crap. True Story.

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    Was he wearing that striped shirt?

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    Did he have his sledge/maul??

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    Well surely he doesn't travel with all those watermelons.

    Got to get em somewhere.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    It’s good for the economy
    watch out for snakes

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    Needs its own thread: Ricky Gervais on John Stewart

    Quote Originally Posted by goldenboy View Post
    When I was in college in Boulder, I worked at Safeway one summer and rang up Gallagher and his 3 carts of watermelons and crap. True Story.
    You’re telling me Gallagher buys his own watermelons? I’m guessing it was his brother that was piggybacking off his schtick for awhile.


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    How does he perform out of watermelon season?

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    Maybe he gets them shipped in from South America or Asia?

    Wonder what he looks for when he picks them?
    watch out for snakes

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    Ha ha. I'm afraid he didn't have his striped shirt or his sledgehammer with him. Just him and an assistant, trying to act normal with their abnormal purchase and celebrity status.

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    stay on target:


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