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  1. #451
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLS View Post
    Manufactured bump zipper line comps ... blech.
    Just here to offset your vote
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  2. #452
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    I prefer watching the FWT to a mogul comp but would prefer watching a mogul comp to many of the primetime popular shows out there now
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Mexican Skier from Da South View Post
    Skiing moguls is like fucking SumJongGuy prison style at the tram club showers. You feel like you're a Hoss while you're doing it, but nobody wants to watch your amateur sex tape with SumJongGuy. LOL

    Fixed it for you, SumJongGuy.

    Who is Glen Plake? Is he like a wannabe Candide?
    We all knew you felt that way about me. Thanks for confirming it. #mancrushonmeLOL
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  4. #454
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    Some can, many can't. If you are a proficient mogul skier, no terrain on any mountain should shake your shit. If your diet is nothing but the bumps good luck with your knee's in your 40's.

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    That does look good, but I prefer them more my style of skiing... messy!

  6. #456
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    I like big bumps and I cannot lie...


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  7. #457
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    I used to love smashing a slushy bump line in the spring on 210ís. I will still get in a bump line if the snow is soft and the line is clean, consistent. I just wonít rage it to the bottom now, to old for that shit. Plus they make me slow down more than I want.

    Skiing bumps doesnít suck, bumps just show that you suck at skiing...

  8. #458
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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    We all knew you felt that way about me. Thanks for confirming it. #mancrushonmeLOL
    LOL. You ainít pretty but you sure got a hoover mouth and indestructible sphincter. Cheerio!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Mexican Skier from Da South View Post
    LOL. You ain’t pretty but you sure got a hoover mouth and indestructible sphincter. Cheerio!
    If you can keep up with me in the bumps I'm all yours baby.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  10. #460
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowHound84 View Post
    I like big bumps and I cannot lie...


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    Bumper sticker

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    If you can keep up with me in the bumps I'm all yours baby.
    Just you and I on Broke Back Mountain, Darling. lol

  12. #462
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    I prefer watching the FWT to a mogul comp but would prefer watching a mogul comp to many of the primetime popular shows out there now
    Kardashian’s have bumps
    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
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  13. #463
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    More lumpy than bumpy.

  14. #464
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    Quote Originally Posted by bodywhomper View Post
    ime, the best way to enjoy bumps was on acid. especially when they were ice hard. the delusions of grandeur were especially hilarious.
    Oh shit. Thought never crossed my mind, thank god. That must be awesome. I would seriously have been dead in college if I had ever thought of doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    Yeah, I already threw that one at him. Hattrup, too. This dude's too lame to get it.
    No, he doesn't even know who they are. Sure sounds like he started skiing/ trolling a few years ago.

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    Initiate category 5 shitstorm of haterade!


    “Pretty wack steeze but what can you do...” cracks me up man
    lolol at this stage I’d about give my left nut to be able to throw 360 mute grabs into bumps like that.
    Last edited by ill-advised strategy; 04-02-2019 at 11:40 AM.

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    3:45 of this one...recognize this guy?


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    heh....

    and how about 4:45 in this one!




    Too many concurrent threads though...
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...hool-Bump-Fags

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    ^^ Telly Savalas? Never knew he was a bumper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Mexican Skier from Da South View Post
    Just you and I on Broke Back Mountain, Darling. lol
    Well it would only be fair to have it there at YOUR home mountain..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    ^^ Telly Savalas? Never knew he was a bumper...
    He used to be known as Daffy Twister Savalas before he hippied-out and went freeheel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    He used to be known as Daffy Twister Savalas before he hippied-out and went freeheel.
    True story Bro! My last freestyle coach went freeheel back when it was starting to take off... late 1981ish..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    True story Bro! My last freestyle coach went freeheel back when it was starting to take off... late 1981ish..
    Telly Savalas was your coach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Mexican Skier from Da South View Post
    I love to watch that shit and think it's rad.

    So go back to your bar, your temple (groomers) and watching other people. Be a GAPPER your whole life. I'll be out there ripping it no matter the conditions and HAVING FUN.

    Bumps bring out the best and show off the worst.

    My college ski coach once said to me "I watch you come down and you don't make a pole plant, yet when you ski bumps you don't miss a single one"

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    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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