Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
I once accidentally grabbed someone else's coat on my way home from a party. The next day my girlfriend put it on to go outside and found a pair of panties and a flap of cocaine in one of the pockets. I came home from work and she fucking raged in my face and I was so confused. The panties were huge too.
Holy shit. I bet that was insane until you figured out it was a different coat. I bet she had a hell of a time waiting on you to get home from work, too.