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  1. #1
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    Weird experience in the menís loo this morning

    Thereís a rarely used bathroom on the third floor of my office building that I use when I need to throw heat. This morning, when my All Bran kicked in, I grabbed my sudoku and headed to the third floor.

    The lights are motion activated and go off after about 10 minutes. So when I enter, the lights go on, but thereís already someone in the only stall. So that was weird to me, but I understand some people need more than 10 min to throw heat.

    When I did the quick check if itís occupied, I see two feet but it looked like all the guyís clothes were wadded up on the floor. I hear nothing, and think maybe the guy passed on while defecating, which isnít unusual (Elvis).

    So I do a quick wash of the hands because I was waiting for a grunt or a plop or some sign of life. Iím concerned, so I exit and hang out in the third floor lobby for a minute wondering if I should go to another bathroom to lay some cable and then come back up and check on the guy.

    Thankfully, a guy exits and promptly goes to an unoccupied office space. At first I think ďgreat, they finally rented out the third floor, there goes my secret bathroom.Ē Then a few seconds later, another guy exits and goes to the same unoccupied office.

    I think maybe they were sodomites and probably finishing their business in the empty office space.

    And didnít this just happen to another mag recently? Whatís with the all the bathroom sodomizing?
    كافر
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    Maybe the third floor office is a new campaign headquarters that's starting up. Did one of them look like a congressman?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    I mentioned it to my boss. She said a local hotel GM told her during Sundance their one-person bathroom by the rec-room had been used as a meeting spot for m4m craigslist hook-ups, one guy was arrested for trespassing.

    Maybe our third floor is the new Park City Bathhouse. If so, there’s got to be a way to profit from it.
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    ^^^ you work in the building on the corner of swede alley and heber ave??? or do you work in the Park City Municipal building? or the Utah capitol building?

    strong republican government = lots of gay sex #larrycraig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post

    Maybe our third floor is the new Park City Bathhouse. If so, there’s got to be a way to profit from it.
    Parvo's Glory Hole

    it's got a nice ring to it

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    I expect to see Larry Craig checking in any minute now.
    The Sheriff is near!

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    Larry Craig = Old Larry?
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Larry Craig = Old Larry?
    I keep telling you, I have a particularly wide stance...
    No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent

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    The real question is, did you use the post-coital bathroom still?

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    Isn't coach also a massage therapist?

    I see a tie in somehow, I mean she did kinda look like a dude.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    The stories that come out of this guy are pure gold..noone could possibly just make them up otherwise they'd be a famous writer...

    Parvo sir..i thank you for sharing with us all. You sir...are full of WIN!!!!

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    So what does Jer look like in person?
    [quote][//quote]

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    New TGR meme...

    Going to the 3rd floor bathroom.
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    I'm a cougar, not a MILF! I have to protect my rep! - bklyn

    In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinecure View Post
    New TGR meme...

    Going to the 3rd floor bathroom.
    I love it
    I wear crocs for the style, not the comfort.

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    "I don't think he would have minded a trip to the third floor, if you know what I mean..."

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    Parvo spends his free time on the third floor

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    I didn't want to end up here. I read the thread title and heard my better brain screaming, "Nooooooo, do go in there." The force is strong in Parvo. He made me click.
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    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    Loo? Where the fuck does Parvo live?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Rontele was all J after after Steven S. Dallas offered to "take him to the third floor"
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Loo? Where the fuck does Parvo live?
    On the third floor. Cottaging.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garth Bimble View Post
    I expect to see Larry Craig checking in any minute now.
    Did somebody say hot man-on-man bathroom stall sodomy?

    Parvo, please PM me the address of your office building with this third floor nirvana.
    I don't use bookmarks, cuz I like my Pages bent over.

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    My office is in Park City, and I’ll leave it at that. Otherwise I’ll start seeing a steady stream of degenerate maggots making a pilgrimage to my third floor bathroom for all sorts of unspeakable acts against nature.
    كافر
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    and so began the Park City 3rd floor flaming maggot Hajj

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    Jer <3s The Third Floor
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Jer <3s The Third Floor
    Downboundtrain on vacation? Taking out all that right wing rage?

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