Tiger...

**BmillsSkier** · 03-01-2021, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

How would he find out? From Lindsey?

If Lindsey turned to this place in search of some rebound fun, then my faith in humanity is hereby restored.

**frorider** · 03-01-2021, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by old goat

Obviously they all got fasciotomies.

Pffffft, obviously. Duh.

* googles Fasciatomy *

**Timberridge** · 03-01-2021, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

If Lindsey turned to this place in search of some rebound fun, then my faith in humanity is hereby restored.

I think she goes by Leroy Jenkins.

**BmillsSkier** · 03-01-2021, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

I think she goes by Leroy Jenkins.

Wow, she is a hard charger. Checks out.

**Timberridge** · 03-01-2021, 12:40 PM

.....

Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

You'd have to stick a flute in your pussy pretty hard to have it result in death.

**BmillsSkier** · 03-01-2021, 01:27 PM

I stand convinced.

**abraham** · 03-01-2021, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I stand convinced.

Saw this kid the other night and asked if I could take a picture of his jersey. He seemed excited someone else here was a browns fan, I didn't have the heart to tell him I wasn't one.

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**BmillsSkier** · 03-01-2021, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

Saw this kid the other night and asked if I could take a picture of his jersey. He seemed excited someone else here was a browns fan, I didn't have the heart to tell him I wasn't one.

You just made two peoples’ days.

From the Upstate thread:

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

No shit, I told EWG the other day that we were coming down Horseshoe Bowl and lo and behold there’s this guy rocking a Baker Mayfield jersey headed towards the lodge. We give him a “Here we go Brownies!” And he emphatically responds “HERE WE GO! WOOF, WOOF! FUCKING GO BROWNS!”

I’d be lying if I wasn’t a little proud of how far this franchise has come.

**old goat** · 03-01-2021, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

How would he find out? From Lindsey?

No, from doing an ego-search.

**bennymac** · 03-01-2021, 02:37 PM

type "tiger accident" into google and see what page of the search results this forum comes up on

I'm guessing you'd get to at least page 1000

PB · 03-01-2021, 03:03 PM

Ha! You're wrong ..... 993!

**old goat** · 03-01-2021, 03:15 PM

No, but if you type Tiger's brand logo--TGR--I'm pretty sure it'll come up on page 1. I'd be surprised if he doesn't already know about us. I am surprised he hasn't sued yet for copyright infringement or for disparaging his brand by being associated with a bunch of sexist, puerile, elderly, homophobic cantankerous trolls.

**old goat** · 03-01-2021, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by PB

Ha! You're wrong ..... 993!

Wait, did you go through 993 pages to find TGR's first mention?

**bennymac** · 03-01-2021, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

No, but if you type Tiger's brand logo--TGR--I'm pretty sure it'll come up on page 1. I'd be surprised if he doesn't already know about us. I am surprised he hasn't sued yet for copyright infringement or for disparaging his brand by being associated with a bunch of sexist, puerile, elderly, homophobic cantankerous trolls.

Hey fuk u man - not all of us are elderly

**gravitylover** · 03-01-2021, 04:27 PM

LOL

**I Skied Bandini Mountain** · 03-01-2021, 04:28 PM

Yeah, that was out of line.

**dan_pdx** · 03-01-2021, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

No, but if you type Tiger's brand logo--TGR--I'm pretty sure it'll come up on page 1. I'd be surprised if he doesn't already know about us. I am surprised he hasn't sued yet for copyright infringement or for disparaging his brand by being associated with a bunch of sexist, puerile, elderly, homophobic cantankerous trolls.

I resent that, I'm not homophobic

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edited to say: I see that Bennymac did my joke first and better

**Kevo** · 03-01-2021, 05:06 PM

I watched the two part HBO documentary on Tiger before the car accident happened. It's definitely worth a watch.

He's a really incredible character- he was the absolute best in the world for a time, and he had unbelievable pressure from his parents and society at a very young age. He hasn't had the opportunity to be himself in public since he was 17 or so. That kind of fame must come with nearly insurmountable pressure.

He's no saint and he cut of some people from his life that really care about him (HS GF, his long time caddie, close friends, etc) and there was the whole infidelity thing, but I can't help but pull for the guy to have a full recovery and live a meaningful life golfing or doing whatever else he may find fulfillment in.

**ötzi** · 03-01-2021, 05:49 PM

If he can't come back at a very high level I think it's gonna torture him. If would have decided to call it quits after the '19 Masters it would be one thing but it seemed like he still felt he had something to prove and if he can't because of this he's gonna be hard on himself I bet.

or maybe not, wtf do I know

**neufox47** · 03-01-2021, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by frorider

Pffffft, obviously. Duh.

* googles Fasciatomy *

You should Google fasciotomy not fasciatomy.

**old goat** · 03-01-2021, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by bennymac

Hey fuk u man - not all of us are elderly

You may not think you're elderly but I guarantee you there are a lot of people who think you are.

**Dee Hubbs** · 03-01-2021, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

No, but if you type Tiger's brand logo--TGR--I'm pretty sure it'll come up on page 1. I'd be surprised if he doesn't already know about us. I am surprised he hasn't sued yet for copyright infringement or for disparaging his brand by being associated with a bunch of sexist, puerile, elderly, homophobic cantankerous trolls.

Originally Posted by Bushwacka

Dude what ? you're (sp) now posting entirely baseless shit.
You have now treaded into literally illegality of slander.
TGR once served will have to give up your IP.

Tiger and Bushwacka can serve TGR a subpoena together to get all our IPs.

**bennymac** · 03-01-2021, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

You may not think you're elderly but I guarantee you there are a lot of people who think you are.

Ain’t that the truth. When new grads start asking questions that imply you’re the veteran/mentor...

**4matic** · 03-01-2021, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by ötzi

If he can't come back at a very high level I think it's gonna torture him. If would have decided to call it quits after the '19 Masters it would be one thing but it seemed like he still felt he had something to prove and if he can't because of this he's gonna be hard on himself I bet.

or maybe not, wtf do I know

Nah man. The one thing good athletes know, even if they don’t admit it, is when their skills decline. They adopt. That’s the difference between good athletes and weekend warriors.