So How Bad is the Wasatch Right Now

[Johnny Deep]

My solution, and yes I have a season pass to the Brid. Buy some Explosivs ski them over rocks when needed and have fun. So far so good.

A true follower of ULLR!

And for what it's worth, it's much better now than it was in late August.

[nohow]

So bad I'm considering trying snowboarding for the first time ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=GhgYkJOvmPc

[VC]

So I'm coming out to Salt Lake for job stuff monday-wed. What should I do because I'm not bringing my skis. The only threads that I found moved quickly to subject of masturbation. So far its looks like jazz/cavs game because, well tickets are $7. Any ideas or shit to do/eat?

[skifishbum]

Utah now is like a crack hooker bitten nails scrabbling dark peroxide beauty, scraping, scratching aching for another hit. Anorexic pale drawn bony with a set of samsonite searching eyes ready to suck you out and wink you off. Pleading, grasping, lurching through the alley trash digging for recyclables rat bitten urine soaked rotting meats.

you have a free river pass to float anytime in exchange for a few of these gems
When you and ice gonna write a book?
solis out of snow making $$$$
canyons is out of water
fill the sillysolitaliwhacker ganjola with hot tubs
ftw
powderwhores on gay trays???
this is the end
when the musics over
someone turn out the lights

[Trackhead]

4-8 giant inches forecast for the Cottonwoods, brahs!

GET SUM!

[skifishbum]

I got 7 as the over for 50's the 1st hour @ the bird
easy pow starved wasnatch ec transplant wanna b heros
$$$$$$
ya know it aint good when your deliverin demo skis via vespa

[Buster Highmen]

you have a free river pass to float anytime in exchange for a few of these gems
When you and ice gonna write a book?
solis out of snow making $$$$
canyons is out of water
fill the sillysolitaliwhacker ganjola with hot tubs
ftw
powderwhores on gay trays???
this is the end
when the musics over
someone turn out the lights

I'll be slicing through UT in March, so rehab right and queue me up.

[Canada1]

Seriously. If that is the case, it will be ugly for Talisker. It takes alot of snow blow to keep that low strtch to the base open under the gondola. I actually feel sorry for their employees if that is true. Damn.

[tyfalk]

So is that new pond under the bubble bone dry?

[criscam]

So is that new pond under the bubble bone dry?

no but they need to save that for all the summer paddleboaters.

[skifishbum]

perhaps whorrin orrrin can sell you some of our water

[PROVO]

So is that new pond under the bubble bone dry?

NO! In fact, just yesterday I saw a big tiger trout come and eat something off the top, it was crazy! who wants to take the bubble hash express up and do some fishing?

I got these turns up at desolation lake, but it was more of a struggle than anything.

What an unconsolidated mess. If there was more support, and snow there could have been some good corn skiing right now.

[tyfalk]

So is that new pond under the bubble bone dry?

Hahah sounds like more fun than the skiing has been latily PROVO. So having the pond ready for paddlebaters is more importain than having snow on the ground. What they cant refill the pond later in the season. You have got to love the canyons.

[Ice_Coaster]

That pond was pretty f'ing low when I was last up there on NYE. I saw that 9990 is somehow open, but I think I'd rather bring my bike up than my skis.

[sfotex]

The Canyons says they're up over last year. Damn, Goar must suck some mighty fine investor dick.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/7...ast-years.html

[Dickeymotto]

PSA: Boot deep pow can still yield face shots.

This morning was surprisingly fun despite every gaper north of SLC coming out of the woodwork. Saw a couple instructors taking a whole pack of little groms out of bounds today to ski rocks and bushes. WTF?

PLEASE DON'T STOP SNOWING!!!!!

[My Pet Powder Goat]

The Canyons says they're up over last year. Damn, Goar must suck some mighty fine investor dick.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/7...ast-years.html

I'm Not surprised the can's business is up... they have had double digit growth ever year since the 90's, partly due to the expansion, being the 'new kid' in town, and the fantastic care Goar takes with not just the BJ but all the thoughtful cupping and fondling of balls. It's all about the attention to detail for the new "Canyons' and their high-end clientel wouldn't have it any other way.
full disclosure: I actually like Goar, He stood up for me once when I was about to get railroaded and lose my pass, but I can't let a good joke go


If it doesn't start snowing soon I'm thinking of taking up a new hobby, maybe heroin.

[wolfelot]

Alpinezone strikes again.

[Ice_Coaster]

actually were a few decent patches off 9990... but as soon as you started to get excited you made your next turn into rock hard crust. It still sucks out there, but it was funny to see how stoked people were this morning over 2". I guess 2 inches is the new 2 feet.

[powski3]

Today was a lot more fun than expected on the rock skis at Snowbird. Some pretty sketchy sidesteps and traverses but there were good turns and even a few faceshots to be had. A step in the right direction at least. Oh and LCC road when it's snowing still really sucks.

[mc_roon]

If it doesn't start snowing soon I'm thinking of taking up a new hobby, maybe heroin.

probably the only thing that could have a chance of replacing skiing

[powder11]

take a sledge hammer to that snow blower and it will start snowing!

[skiski]

even a few faceshots to be had.

Are you a midget?

Seriously, though, I agree that it was better than expected, for once.

[baron]

utah banned ULLR from liquor stores ! gee, thats good luck! bring back some from wendo guess;must have some there

[sfotex]

Talked to someone that owns a local bakery that does a lot of wholesale to the hotels in Park City. She said PC is getting killed due to cancelations, vacancy rate is like 70% right now.