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  1. #8051
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    An exciting development for Bozeman/Big Sky maggots: the Buffalo Jump is bringing back strippers.
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    Mmmmm beefalo 🤤

    Always a good stop

  2. #8052
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    Hear you have been fishing with Legends Harry.

    RE: the Buffalo Station. Unless they have access to a new talent pool, pass. The quality of the "performers" has never been much to write home about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not bunion View Post
    Hear you have been fishing with Legends Harry.

    RE: the Buffalo Station. Unless they have access to a new talent pool, pass. The quality of the "performers" has never been much to write home about.
    Strippers are like tattoo artists in Montana, all the good ones have moved to the big city.

  4. #8054
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not bunion View Post
    Hear you have been fishing with Legends Harry.
    FKNA. Go check out the Wydaho Circle Jerk thread in the Fishing Forum. The coolest people on TGR are all there. It's like a BBI, just with drift boats instead of skis.

    Quote Originally Posted by Not bunion View Post
    RE: the Buffalo Station. Unless they have access to a new talent pool, pass. The quality of the "performers" has never been much to write home about.
    Quoted for truth. If toothless Eastern European meth addicts who barely spoke English were your thing, place was ground zero. Will be interesting to see what kind of girls they get.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  5. #8055
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    If toothless Eastern European meth addicts who barely spoke English were your thing, place was ground zero. Will be interesting to see what kind of girls they get.
    These two Eastern Europeans have good dentition, no obvious signs of meth and with some coaching can say "Harry my sugar daddy" and "I want to ski Harry" in understandable English. They do smoke like chimneys and drink enough rakia to kill any three of us.

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  6. #8056
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talisman View Post
    These two Eastern Europeans have good dentition, no obvious signs of meth and with some coaching can say "Harry my sugar daddy" and "I want to ski Harry" in understandable English. They do smoke like chimneys and drink enough rakia to kill any three of us.

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    One minute your buying a round, next thing, the EMT is waking you up in a tub of ice, missing a Kidney or worse.
    Or
    That's a coupla dudes.

  7. #8057
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    Well if all else fails then a field trip to the Scoop always can land some tail.

  8. #8058
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    Billboard near Bunion's house
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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  9. #8059
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained View Post
    One minute your buying a round, next thing, the EMT is waking you up in a tub of ice, missing a Kidney or worse.
    Or
    That's a coupla dudes.
    You have two kidneys and none of us will live for ever.....

  10. #8060
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talisman View Post
    No judgement, but I for one do not want to see any Big Sky Conoco employees without clothing.
    i'm with ya on that one for sure
    My Company: Made in Colorado SKi Clothing- check it out

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    25% Maggot Discount Code = 'MAGGOT18'

  11. #8061
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talisman View Post

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    You want to get involved with some eastern European Mafia? This is how you get involved with some eastern European Mafia..

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    Quote Originally Posted by S_jenks View Post
    Well if all else fails then a field trip to the Scoop always can land some tail.
    I must be getting old if the scoop is the place to pick up chicks(dirty dirty skanks mebbe)

    Also the buff jump chicks have never had any tits and like a good buddy told me "never go motorboating in shallow waters!"

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    Here is to the 1st day of summer.....

    .TONIGHT...Colder. Rain showers likely with possible snow and
    thunderstorms in the evening, then chance of rain and snow after
    midnight. Snow may be heavy at times in the evening. Snow
    accumulation of 8 to 11 inches. Snow level 6500 feet. Lows 30 to
    40. West winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation near
    100 percent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lifelinksplit View Post
    I must be getting old if the scoop is the place to pick up chicks(dirty dirty skanks mebbe)

    Also the buff jump chicks have never had any tits and like a good buddy told me "never go motorboating in shallow waters!"
    So fake tits would be considered a man-made harbour?
    And the days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations
    Well, I have really good days - Ray Wylie Hubbard

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    Quote Originally Posted by lifelinksplit View Post
    I must be getting old if the scoop is the place to pick up chicks(dirty dirty skanks mebbe)

    Also the buff jump chicks have never had any tits and like a good buddy told me "never go motorboating in shallow waters!"
    It definitely was like then when I first moved down there, but by the time I left the triangle was getting overrun with the college crowd.

    Lotta underage drinking at the scoop.

  16. #8066
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    Heavy snow at 7500 feet
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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Just tuned to snow in Bozeman too lol.

  18. #8068
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    its cold 175 mi from canadian border
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  19. #8069
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    Ah the summer solstice is upon us.

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    Dunraven Pass in #Yellowstone is being closed to public travel due to weather. If you’re in the park and safe, stay put.

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    BS Bike Park gonna be shitshow/even open this weekend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteroom_Guardian View Post
    BS Bike Park gonna be shitshow/even open this weekend?
    Resort is giving mixed answers:

    A) all trails closed due to wet conditions

    Or

    B) all trails open because they have the Kids Race this weekend.

    They can't make up their mind. I have friends who called Base Camp today and got both (conflicting) answers.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Resort is giving mixed answers:

    A) all trails closed due to wet conditions

    Or

    B) all trails open because they have the Kids Race this weekend.

    They can't make up their mind. I have friends who called Base Camp today and got both (conflicting) answers.
    Thanks for looking into it. Working tomorrow, but if it's halfway decent on Sunday I'll head down for some snake charmer laps.

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    Snow & rain this morning at 6800 feet, so much for the trails like Snake Charmer drying out.

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    Snowing at my place this morning
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Looks like Easy Rider, Rabbit Run, Cairns, and Snake Charmer ARE open right now. Gonna be fun/messy out there.

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