2012 Montana Conditions, Stoke and Whatev Thread

[Micol]

Nope, almost to Four Corners.

thats a bit out of my range, i would go as far as conoco

[East2West]

thats a bit out of my range, i would go as far as conoco

Well I gotta come through Four Corners so I’ll just load the truck up and drop them off for you.

[Micol]

that works..my place is small tho

[Talisman]

thats a bit out of my range, i would go as far as conoco

No judgement, but I for one do not want to see any Big Sky Conoco employees without clothing.

[t-the-east]

An exciting development for Bozeman/Big Sky maggots: the Buffalo Jump is bringing back strippers.
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Mmmmm beefalo 🤤

Always a good stop

[Bunion 2020]

Hear you have been fishing with Legends Harry.

RE: the Buffalo Station. Unless they have access to a new talent pool, pass. The quality of the "performers" has never been much to write home about.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Hear you have been fishing with Legends Harry.

RE: the Buffalo Station. Unless they have access to a new talent pool, pass. The quality of the "performers" has never been much to write home about.

Strippers are like tattoo artists in Montana, all the good ones have moved to the big city.

[Harry]

Hear you have been fishing with Legends Harry.

FKNA. Go check out the Wydaho Circle Jerk thread in the Fishing Forum. The coolest people on TGR are all there. It's like a BBI, just with drift boats instead of skis.

RE: the Buffalo Station. Unless they have access to a new talent pool, pass. The quality of the "performers" has never been much to write home about.

Quoted for truth. If toothless Eastern European meth addicts who barely spoke English were your thing, place was ground zero. Will be interesting to see what kind of girls they get.

[Talisman]

If toothless Eastern European meth addicts who barely spoke English were your thing, place was ground zero. Will be interesting to see what kind of girls they get.

These two Eastern Europeans have good dentition, no obvious signs of meth and with some coaching can say "Harry my sugar daddy" and "I want to ski Harry" in understandable English. They do smoke like chimneys and drink enough rakia to kill any three of us.

[Djongo Unchained]

These two Eastern Europeans have good dentition, no obvious signs of meth and with some coaching can say "Harry my sugar daddy" and "I want to ski Harry" in understandable English. They do smoke like chimneys and drink enough rakia to kill any three of us.

One minute your buying a round, next thing, the EMT is waking you up in a tub of ice, missing a Kidney or worse.
Or
That's a coupla dudes.

[S_jenks]

Well if all else fails then a field trip to the Scoop always can land some tail.

[Harry]

Billboard near Bunion's house

[Talisman]

One minute your buying a round, next thing, the EMT is waking you up in a tub of ice, missing a Kidney or worse.
Or
That's a coupla dudes.

You have two kidneys and none of us will live for ever.....

[Micol]

No judgement, but I for one do not want to see any Big Sky Conoco employees without clothing.

i'm with ya on that one for sure

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

You want to get involved with some eastern European Mafia? This is how you get involved with some eastern European Mafia..

[lifelinksplit]

Well if all else fails then a field trip to the Scoop always can land some tail.

I must be getting old if the scoop is the place to pick up chicks(dirty dirty skanks mebbe)

Also the buff jump chicks have never had any tits and like a good buddy told me "never go motorboating in shallow waters!"

[Bunion 2020]

Here is to the 1st day of summer.....

.TONIGHT...Colder. Rain showers likely with possible snow and
thunderstorms in the evening, then chance of rain and snow after
midnight. Snow may be heavy at times in the evening. Snow
accumulation of 8 to 11 inches. Snow level 6500 feet. Lows 30 to
40. West winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation near
100 percent.

[CountryFunk]

I must be getting old if the scoop is the place to pick up chicks(dirty dirty skanks mebbe)

Also the buff jump chicks have never had any tits and like a good buddy told me "never go motorboating in shallow waters!"

So fake tits would be considered a man-made harbour?

[S_jenks]

I must be getting old if the scoop is the place to pick up chicks(dirty dirty skanks mebbe)

Also the buff jump chicks have never had any tits and like a good buddy told me "never go motorboating in shallow waters!"

It definitely was like then when I first moved down there, but by the time I left the triangle was getting overrun with the college crowd.

Lotta underage drinking at the scoop.

[Harry]

Heavy snow at 7500 feet

[Whiteroom_Guardian]

Just tuned to snow in Bozeman too lol.

[Micol]

its cold 175 mi from canadian border

[SkiBall]

Ah the summer solstice is upon us.

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Dunraven Pass in #Yellowstone is being closed to public travel due to weather. If you’re in the park and safe, stay put.

[Whiteroom_Guardian]

BS Bike Park gonna be shitshow/even open this weekend?

[Harry]

BS Bike Park gonna be shitshow/even open this weekend?

Resort is giving mixed answers:

A) all trails closed due to wet conditions

Or

B) all trails open because they have the Kids Race this weekend.

They can't make up their mind. I have friends who called Base Camp today and got both (conflicting) answers.