I love Christmas time

[BmillsSkier]

In search for friend who can make me eggnog shot.

Next time you're in ATL I'll do the pouring. How's that?

[nutmegchoi]

Next time you're in ATL I'll do the pouring. How's that?

I got unlimited chaser.
Deal.

[BmillsSkier]

Beaver walks into store, trashes fake Christmas tree

In Portland news: fucking save us.

http://www.11alive.com/news/local/hi.../362280326?=ca

[BmillsSkier]

Watching Bill Murray in Scrooged tonight is making for a compelling argument to make Smirnoff and Tab the new Christmas drink of choice.

[nutmegchoi]

I did some damage past few days.
Christmas shopping's done though.
Including myself.
Oops.

[SB]

I shopped online again, had to go to the store to get kitty litter.

JEBUS PEOPLE, its like you have to run a gauntlet of stoopid.

Mary Christmas

need moar nog

[Timberridge]

My 2nd grade or 3rd grade nephew comes over last night and announces that he decorated gingerbread pals in school. I said "gingerbread men?" He said, "no, the teachers want us to call them gingerbread pals."

What's next, an issue with them being brown colored?

I blame all this shit on kooks like spook, DBS and AaronWright.

If he was a bit older I'd have told him to put a big brown dick on his gingerbread pal, walk it up to the teacher and say "Merry Christmas!"

[BmillsSkier]

My 2nd grade or 3rd grade nephew comes over last night and announces that he decorated gingerbread pals in school. I said "gingerbread men?" He said, "no, the teachers want us to call them gingerbread pals."

What's next, an issue with them being brown colored?

I blame all this shit on kooks like spook, DBS and AaronWright.

If he was a bit older I'd have told him to put a big brown dick on his gingerbread pal, walk it up to the teacher and say "Merry Christmas!"

I think the Holidays are equally as special to the PC bro crowd.

I can't imagine the aneurysms induced by the abc family tv lineup during the month of December.

[SkiCougar]

Watching Bill Murray in Scrooged tonight is making for a compelling argument to make Smirnoff and Tab the new Christmas drink of choice.

always enjoy that one, also really enjoy that work deadlines are usually no where to be found; especially having worked 29 out of 31 days in October. anyone want a supervisor for Christmas, I've had enough of mine; ready to re-gift.

[nutmegchoi]

My co-worker just told me about his journey to Toys "R" Us get Hatchimals?
Every Christmas with this "hottest toy" and parents to get them.

[BmillsSkier]

oh, and OI!

[undertow2]

My 2nd grade or 3rd grade nephew comes over last night and announces that he decorated gingerbread pals in school. I said "gingerbread men?" He said, "no, the teachers want us to call them gingerbread pals."

What's next, an issue with them being brown colored?

I blame all this shit on kooks like spook, DBS and AaronWright.

If he was a bit older I'd have told him to put a big brown dick on his gingerbread pal, walk it up to the teacher and say "Merry Christmas!"

I have not heard that one yet and that sort of shit sends me through the roof...! The best thing about sending my daughter to a private school was they could have a Christmas tree and called it a Christmas tree... Most of the public schools around here don't allow them and if they do they are not called Christmad trees, but holiday trees...

This PC shit has gone way beyond to far... "Gingerbread Pals" - you have got to be kidding me...

[Ottime]

1oz nog

1oz Woodford

Ground nutmeg garnish.

Boom.

My favorite thing about the season.

And my kid getting all stoked.

[Ottime]

My 2nd grade or 3rd grade nephew comes over last night and announces that he decorated gingerbread pals in school. I said "gingerbread men?" He said, "no, the teachers want us to call them gingerbread pals."

What's next, an issue with them being brown colored?

I blame all this shit on kooks like spook, DBS and AaronWright.

If he was a bit older I'd have told him to put a big brown dick on his gingerbread pal, walk it up to the teacher and say "Merry Christmas!"

You seem awfully pinched by this. Feeling emasculated? I can send you a gingerbread cock is you need one to feel better. And some nog, if that helps.

[k2skier112]

Bad Santa 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ottime]

My co-worker just told me about his journey to Toys "R" Us get Hatchimals?
Every Christmas with this "hottest toy" and parents to get them.

That is how capitalism works. Prey on the stoopid.

[BmillsSkier]

Speaking of toys of the year. Anyone get or tempted to get the Nintendo with all the old school games loaded on it?

I haven't played video games since the days of NHL 97 and Tiger awoods 99 but this retro box seems oddly appealing.

[alias_rice]

Speaking of toys of the year. Anyone get or tempted to get the Nintendo with all the old school games loaded on it?

I haven't played video games since the days of NHL 97 and Tiger awoods 99 but this retro box seems oddly appealing.

I would have picked one up at MSRP ($60), but Nintendo decided to under produce them to the point that you can't find it for less than $250. Not worth reliving a bit of my childhood for that price.

[Timberridge]

You seem awfully pinched by this. Feeling emasculated? I can send you a gingerbread cock is you need one to feel better. And some nog, if that helps.

Please check your terminology...they are now referred to as "gingerbread appendages"

[BmillsSkier]

I think it's cisgender ginger phallus.

[nutmegchoi]

Speaking of toys of the year. Anyone get or tempted to get the Nintendo with all the old school games loaded on it?

I haven't played video games since the days of NHL 97 and Tiger awoods 99 but this retro box seems oddly appealing.

Love old school video games.

Halo 2 was my last video game.
My thing was melee with shotguns or sniper rifles.
I used to kill boys online.

[BmillsSkier]

It's always Christmas in Philadelphia.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...put-up-lights/

CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. (CBS/AP) — State police say holiday music was blaring from a western Pennsylvania woman’s car as she tore up the yard of her ex-boyfriend’s home, nearly running the man and his family over.


Forty-seven-year-old Mary Jo Smith was charged Tuesday with multiple offenses stemming from Monday’s incident.

Alan McCutcheon says he was setting up a Christmas light display outside of his Fayette County home when Smith yelled “Merry Christmas” and made several passes through his yard.

Police: Motorist Tried To Run Over Ex As He Put Up Lights
December 7, 2016 6:13 AM


CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. (CBS/AP) — State police say holiday music was blaring from a western Pennsylvania woman’s car as she tore up the yard of her ex-boyfriend’s home, nearly running the man and his family over.

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Forty-seven-year-old Mary Jo Smith was charged Tuesday with multiple offenses stemming from Monday’s incident.

Alan McCutcheon says he was setting up a Christmas light display outside of his Fayette County home when Smith yelled “Merry Christmas” and made several passes through his yard.


RELATED: CBS PITTSBURGH: State Police: Drunk Woman Damages Ex-Boyfriend’s Yard With Car


“She proceeded to do a pretty significant amount of damage to the outside of the residence,” Tpr. Stefani Lucas with Pennsylvania State Police told CBS Pittsburgh.

All one needs to do is follow the tracks to see what Smith was aiming at.

“The Christmas decorations were damaged, the vehicle was damaged, property was damaged, the home itself [was damaged],” Lucas said.

But state police say Smith was targeting more than just inanimate objects.

“The ex-boyfriend did attempt to make contact with her at one point by coming out of the residence,” Lucas said. “At that point, she attempted to drive the vehicle at him. He had to use the tree that was in the yard for cover.”

State police say Smith attempted to hit the 64-year-old along with his wife and adult daughter. No one was injured.

The joyride caused more than $500 in damage, leaving behind tire tracks and a trail of broken lights and decorations.

It’s unclear if Smith has an attorney who could comment.

[Timberridge]

^^^ Let this be another Christmas lesson to all of you would-be-philanderers to never bang crazy, even if she is 20 yrs younger.

[nutmegchoi]

Should've known better not to mess with a woman named Mary Jo Smith?

[BmillsSkier]

Seriously. Anyone named Mary Jo is likely to stab you.

Or turf your yard blasting Christmas tunes while trying to run down Rudolph.