OFFICIAL: SNOWBIRD CRY BABY THREAD

[smuggs]

this is the place folks to bitch and moan about snowbird. half of the official bird thread is people complaining, so if you are pissed about something put it here, it might just make the "official bird" thread obsolite though with less bitching.

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yeah5678

[Skidog]

its those same fuckers complaining that would end up suing the shit out of the bird if they hit some rock and fucked themselves up..

That place has a ton of rock and very thin cover. trust me..they are trying to keep your asses safe.

[smuggs]

thanks for the submission skidog

other general topics of discussion that need to be addressed

rain days
tram doesnt run on 20 inch base
only snowed 9 inches when the forcast called for 13
moved their snow plot to alta
coaster
revolving beater tram and destruction of bookends and white pine
gad valley = worst lift system in utah
most egotistical locals
not enough shopping
cliff lodge is not big enough
downloading tram in spring
3.2 beer
parking
delay in the condos development
sherriff hired to ski and catch potheads and meth users
no ptex station in tram dock
caroline gliech
worst food in lcc (except lodge bistro)
rain days

[fat yeti]

If you don't like the bird please stop skiing there. That will make me happy if less complaing people quite skiing there more powder for me.

[Johnny Deep]

thanks for the submission skidog

other general topics of discussion that need to be addressed

rain days
tram doesnt run on 20 inch base
only snowed 9 inches when the forcast called for 13
moved their snow plot to alta
coaster
revolving beater tram and destruction of bookends and white pine
gad valley = worst lift system in utah
most egotistical locals
not enough shopping
cliff lodge is not big enough
downloading tram in spring
3.2 beer
parking
delay in the condos development
sherriff hired to ski and catch potheads and meth users
no ptex station in tram dock
caroline gliech
worst food in lcc (except lodge bistro)
rain days

I laughed. True too.

[Skidog]

thanks for the submission skidog

other general topics of discussion that need to be addressed

rain days
tram doesnt run on 20 inch base
only snowed 9 inches when the forcast called for 13
moved their snow plot to alta
coaster
revolving beater tram and destruction of bookends and white pine
gad valley = worst lift system in utah
most egotistical locals
not enough shopping
cliff lodge is not big enough
downloading tram in spring
3.2 beer
parking
delay in the condos development
sherriff hired to ski and catch potheads and meth users
no ptex station in tram dock
caroline gliech
worst food in lcc (except lodge bistro)
rain days

Wait...people actually download on the tram?

[skifishbum]

i think they need to deforest all the big huck lz's so frosh east coast wannab pro hoes don't eat wood
and break bones.
and ski dog for mayor of ALTA and epic ski lcc ambassador

[sfotex]

Do I have to stick to the list, or can I complain about interlodge and slow opening of the terrain on 30" days too?

[wasatchcrawler]

You forgot something from the list---Bob Bonnar---douche bag of the century. One of the many problems in LCC.

[DeeAre]

Rolex cutting the tram line should be on the list.

[Skidog]

and ski dog for mayor of ALTA and epic ski lcc ambassador

I think SFB loves me... or...could be totally obsessed...either way...its all good.

[Loinlover]

thanks for the submission skidog

other general topics of discussion that need to be addressed

rain days
tram doesnt run on 20 inch base
only snowed 9 inches when the forcast called for 13
moved their snow plot to alta
coaster
revolving beater tram and destruction of bookends and white pine
gad valley = worst lift system in utah
most egotistical locals
not enough shopping
cliff lodge is not big enough
downloading tram in spring
3.2 beer
parking
delay in the condos development
sherriff hired to ski and catch potheads and meth users
no ptex station in tram dock
caroline gliech
worst food in lcc (except lodge bistro)
rain days

The cliff spa isn't as large as the 20k square footage Stein Eriksen Spa, or the 35k square footage Montage Deer Valley spa.
but really creek side whatever restaurant sucks. Mid-gad 4 lyfe


I hope you are just referencing the unified patrol having a presence on LCC road, and not actual ski cops. Because they don't exist

[Johnny Deep]

^^^So you've not seen the uniforms and dogs on the plaza??? Seen a guy that got apporached and they wanted to search his backpack because the dog was like all over him. The Alta town marshal has been known to patrol on skis as well.


You need to get out more.

[wasatchcrawler]

What happened to Snowbird and Alta? Back in the day they used to be such fun places to ski and party at. My uncle used to be the Alta marshal in the 80s and would not have even thought about hassling people on the mountain. As for Snowbird, my mother worked there for over 20 years and I basically grew up there. Now I can hardly stand the place, competition for powder is out of control, they will not be happy until they have roller coasters and shitty lifts on every ridge adjacent to there property. That shit show in the summer is an abomination. I guess I am getting old and cranky, but give us back our canyon and stay out of our sacred backcountry (what little remains). The place is a marketing joke now.

[Johnny Deep]

What has happened since the 80s is a lot of population growth. Rats living to tightly get irritable.

You have to be one dumb ass to get busted for pot at either Alta or SB. Smoking on the chair is a biggie. Think stealth, and the problem goes away. Plenty of places to do your thing or not. Be smart about it, don't cause issues, that sort of thing.

[westoxified]

[skifishbum]

What happened to Snowbird and Alta? Back in the day they used to be such fun places to ski and party at. My uncle used to be the Alta marshal in the 80s and would not have even thought about hassling people on the mountain. As for Snowbird, my mother worked there for over 20 years and I basically grew up there. Now I can hardly stand the place, competition for powder is out of control, they will not be happy until they have roller coasters and shitty lifts on every ridge adjacent to there property. That shit show in the summer is an abomination. I guess I am getting old and cranky, but give us back our canyon and stay out of our sacred backcountry (what little remains). The place is a marketing joke now.

free ski tunes 4 you cranky old hippie turn earner
BRO

[monkeywrenchMoose]

The "Season Pass Perks" coupon book only gives you 20% off? AND you have to buy a meal of equal or lesser value first?

[TheDon]

You forgot something from the list---Bob Bonnar---douche bag of the century. One of the many problems in LCC.

Who is that? Is this a name like DICK Bass that I should know?

[tr561]

I got one. Finally some moisture and it looks like southern utah is about to get creamed with 1-2 feet, while bird is expecting 1-2 inches

[sfotex]

I got one. Finally some moisture and it looks like southern utah is about to get creamed with 1-2 feet, while bird is expecting 1-2 inches

I bet it's going to take Liam forever to get the road open!

[rip]

The TGR Utah paradox: The skiing, so good. The threads about it, so lame.

[Snow Ranger]

i am from utah and it used to not rain at the resorts here wtf? and i cry every night for those of you that have to ski at alta

[Hutch]

I think SFB loves me... or...could be totally obsessed...either way...its all good.

He's working on a movie about you.