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    Cheetoing.com - Sign the petition for bacon flavored cheetos

    The title says it all. We have gone far too long without a bacon flavored crunchy cheese snack.
    This kind of shit just doesn't cut it anymore. i want bacon right from the bag. Cheetoing.com
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    Nice, but they need habenero in the mix too.
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    i'm thinking wasabe would be great too. petition=signed
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    Why are there sneakers on the cutting board?

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    Why ruin bacon by wrapping it around horrible shit?
    I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.

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    those sneakers appear to be in every picture
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    Quote Originally Posted by advres View Post
    Why ruin bacon by wrapping it around horrible shit?
    exactly. thats why there needs to be an actual bacon flavor cheeto.
    bacon cheeto smoothie sounds good tho.
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    You know I signed this thing!

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    ^^thanks

    now only 996 more to go
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    You're defiling bacon's good name by attaching it to something crappy. If I want something awesome and bacon flavored, I'll eat some fucking bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    You're defiling bacon's good name by attaching it to something crappy. If I want something awesome and bacon flavored, I'll eat some fucking bacon.
    2nd that. The dirty shoes that you have on the cutting board is pretty gross, but it is not the most unappetizing thing in that picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    You're defiling bacon's good name by attaching it to something crappy. If I want something awesome and bacon flavored, I'll eat some fucking bacon.
    what if you want something awesome and cheeto flavored?

    Quote Originally Posted by CMSIV View Post
    2nd that. The dirty shoes that you have on the cutting board is pretty gross, but it is not the most unappetizing thing in that picture.
    they're in every picture on the site almost. those shoes are cleaner than yer dirty whore mouth
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    Had to edit this. I'm glad to see there are other people here who feel that Cheetos are disgusting.
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    even if you think cheetos are disgusting, you would prolly still like the cheeto-panko crusted pork, and the flaming limon cheeto crusted catfish was quite tasty too. if you like cheetos, you'll be surpised how good they are in a fritatta.
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    Quote Originally Posted by powdork View Post
    ...if you like cheetos, you'll be surpised how good they are in a fritatta.
    That's one of the more unusual sentences I've ever read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powdork View Post
    even if you think cheetos are disgusting, you would prolly still like the cheeto-panko crusted pork, and the flaming limon cheeto crusted catfish was quite tasty too. if you like cheetos, you'll be surpised how good they are in a fritatta.
    I'm fine with cheetos, and I fucking love bacon, but artificially flavoring cheetos to taste like bacon is blasphemous. Suggesting that some lab whip up a chemical cocktail attempting to reproduce the awesomeness of bacon tarnishes the sanctity of bacon's holy spirit. you're making baby jesus cry.

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    Fuck bacon and the horse it rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powdork View Post
    you'll be surpised how good they are in a fritatta.
    wow, really? cheeto crusted catfish? fritattas? you're making this up, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mobygrape View Post
    wow, really? cheeto crusted catfish? fritattas? you're making this up, aren't you?
    click on the link, there's pics of them all
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    That's one of the more unusual sentences I've ever read.
    i use cream cheese in the cheetatta, so as not to compete. one was with spinach, the other was mushrooms, onions, and avocado
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    I'm not even sure what a fritata is. I'm guessing beans, meat, cheese in a tortilla.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    ^think of it as an open faced omelette
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    wow, that looks awesome except for the Cheetos on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Fuck bacon and the horse it rode in on.
    BLASPHEMER!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Fuck bacon and the horse it rode in on.
    I say we burn him.
    Nah, burnin's too good for him.
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