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Thread: Last night told the GF ...
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09-21-2011, 08:41 AM #1
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Last night told the GF ...
that she eats a lot of junk after she ate a piece of chocolate.
I think she has spoken about 5 words to me since. Two of which were shove and ass.
Whoops!
/Old Larry and AKPM had a kid who started a thread
Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR
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09-21-2011, 08:44 AM #2
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Hey! That's not nice!
Was going to start a thread on jock itch but thought better of it...No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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09-21-2011, 08:47 AM #3
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Nice one, now apologize and tell her that despite her bad eating habits, her ass only looks fat first thing in the morning.
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09-21-2011, 09:19 AM #4
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Yeah, good luck with that. Did you tell her she's just like her mom, her best friend's a bitch, and that you don't like the way she styles her hair, too?
focus.
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09-21-2011, 09:26 AM #5
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Do not mess with a woman's chocolate cravings! Actually a good dark chocolate isn't all that bad for you in moderation.
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09-21-2011, 09:28 AM #6
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This one is going to cost you. Try a little blue box with Tiffany written on it. The pearl earrings won't hurt your card that bad. If she's like most, the makeup sex will be epic.
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09-21-2011, 09:46 AM #7
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You're doing it wrong.
Tell she eats junk and you want a blow job....go big or go home.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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09-21-2011, 09:49 AM #8
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Dumpy Dog House Hunt Blog Part 1.
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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09-21-2011, 10:02 AM #9
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For real. They day my girl realized that beer to men is chocolate to women, our relationship jumped to a new level. Originally Posted by milton
All I know is that I don't know nothin'... and that's fine.
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09-21-2011, 10:05 AM #10
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If she's suggesting shoving chocolate up your ass (or hers maybe?), perhaps you should go for it. You know, take the relationship in a new direction. Originally Posted by dumpy
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
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09-21-2011, 10:13 AM #11
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Why does your dilemma sound familiar? Oh yeah, we're in house limbo too. "I eat because I'm pissed so STFU!! "
Good news is I put mine on a plane this morning for 3 weeks in a place 2620 miles away. Party of one, your party Is On!!A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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09-21-2011, 10:21 AM #12
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Maybe distract her from the junk food by explaining that you don't like her laugh. And that she chews loudly.
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09-21-2011, 10:28 AM #13
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Don't forget to tell her about banging her sister
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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09-21-2011, 10:33 AM #14
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I basically said the same thing last night. However, an hour later after devouring her froyo she had a stomach ache. When she complained, I laughed, said I told you so and she called me a "meanie". Sounds like your girlfriend is a bitch.
I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.
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09-21-2011, 10:36 AM #15
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Your girlfriend sounds really annoying. Originally Posted by advres
focus.
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09-21-2011, 10:39 AM #16
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does this make my ass look fat? No, your ass makes your ass look fat.
Do I detect a lot of anger flowing around this place? Kind of like a pubescent volatility, some angst, a lot of I'm-sixteen-and-angry-at-my-father syndrome?
fuck that noise.
gmen.
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09-21-2011, 10:48 AM #17
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Make it up to her, buy her a big box of chocolates.
"We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel
...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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09-21-2011, 10:49 AM #18
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Well, I'm still in shit, you know it's bad when they send emo ass e-mails from work (to my work e-mail adress to boot), but at least this thread is making me laugh.
What the fuck, I didn't mean anything behind it other than "holy fuck you eat chocolate a lot". Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR
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09-21-2011, 10:50 AM #19
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The thought had crossed my mind, but it's too obvious. Flowers and sex will be better Originally Posted by The Duke of Hurl
Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR
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09-21-2011, 10:54 AM #20Hugh Conway Guesttell her her ass looks smaller after anal Originally Posted by dumpy
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09-21-2011, 10:55 AM #21
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hahaha. After three years of (happy) marriage...I feel like I know far less about women now then before. That said; not telling a girl she eats to much chocolate should be a no brainer
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09-21-2011, 11:15 AM #22
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Remind her that there are many fish in the ocean, many of whom enjoy spawning. Ask her if chocolate is good bait.
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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09-21-2011, 11:18 AM #23
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Don't mess with the chocolate. That particular jones might keep you from waking up with your throat cut.
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09-21-2011, 11:19 AM #24
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The new book on understanding women just hit the bookstores:
[but i'm guessing the chocolate comment is covered in the Cliff Notes version...]
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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09-21-2011, 11:21 AM #25
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I guess we now know of 1 poster who doesn't like to have sex.
Dude are you retarted?
I've said some dumb shit too...it eventually blows over but they never forget. Watch what happens in a year when you order desert out. "Now who eats the junk..." will come flying from across the table like an icy wind across the tundra.
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