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  1. #1
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    I just Towed my Free Boat with With My Range Rover to my Fixer Upper House

    Anyone care to lend me 15% to help pay for the repairs?

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    "lend" or "invest"??

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    Sounds like you are living the dream, man.
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    Where do you park your plane?

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Fun Ball View Post
    Where do you park your plane?
    On the fucking treadmill, of course, the tranny is blown.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Tell me the house has a bar outside, if so, I'm in.
    Do I detect a lot of anger flowing around this place? Kind of like a pubescent volatility, some angst, a lot of I'm-sixteen-and-angry-at-my-father syndrome?

    fuck that noise.

    gmen.

  7. #7
    Hugh Conway Guest
    I'm going to need the full term sheet with preferences etc before I help you open that lemonade stand

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    There's always money in the banana stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    There's always money in the banana stand.
    QFT. i laughed.
    Do I detect a lot of anger flowing around this place? Kind of like a pubescent volatility, some angst, a lot of I'm-sixteen-and-angry-at-my-father syndrome?

    fuck that noise.

    gmen.

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    This will strictly be an investment and of course I'll be purchasing a plane soon to fly to my other investment which just so happens to be a bar. If anyone is interested I am hiring bouncers starting pay is around 100k. But I probably should post that in the need work/got work forum.

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    Does the bar position have a company car? Cadillac or Bentley please.
    Do I detect a lot of anger flowing around this place? Kind of like a pubescent volatility, some angst, a lot of I'm-sixteen-and-angry-at-my-father syndrome?

    fuck that noise.

    gmen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    There's always money in the banana stand.
    You horse's ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    There's always money in the banana stand.
    Winning.
    The best things in life aren't things.

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    Be carful, a bunch of rich guys on the internet told me it wasn't possible to have fun on a free boat.....
    The whole human race is de evolving; it is due to birth control, smart people use birth control, and stupid people keep pooping out more stupid babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    Be carful, a bunch of rich guys on the internet told me it wasn't possible to have fun on a free boat.....
    Untrue!

    Speaking solely for myself, I found a Polish representation of your vessel that is floating AND running. Besides, being summer we all want to see you make this boat a success so we can live vicariously through your lake-going exploits!
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Hugh Conway Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    Be carful, a bunch of rich guys on the internet told me it wasn't possible to have fun on a free boat.....
    How do you turn a rich guy into a poor guy?

    Give him a free boat

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