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    Dynafit trail runners and homeopathic BS

    Saw this on TetonAT this morning, thanks Steve for posting about these: http://www.tetonat.com/2011/08/07/ne...fit-and-salewa



    Is this an elaborate troll on the part of Dynafit? I wonder how much from each pair of shoes goes to license the use of a magnet in the sole.
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    I guarantee that magnet does fuck all. What a joke.

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    SALEWA, Aura Activator is retarted. Stop. Now.
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Seriously, do these people not have any idea how much more powerful the magnetic forces your body is subjected to during an MRI are?

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    Hopefully they start putting this dumb shit in boots, too so we can see weight breakdowns like this:
    -TLT 7,600 Platinum stock: 2 pounds per boot
    -TLT 7,600 Platinum w/Intuition Superawesomewraps and with all paint and logos sandblasted off: 1.7 pounds per boot
    -TLT 7,600 Platinum with all the above and magnets removed: 1.1 pounds per boot

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    http://en.auraactivator.com/files/SCIENTIFIC-REPORT.pdf would seem to indicate that it's a small Mid- and Long-wave IR transmitter, rather than a magnet.

    But I still doubt that it does what they claim it does.
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    Dr. Luigi Benetti: Surgeon - Specialist in General Surgery.
    Huh?????
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Homeopathic remedies are proven to work only for those who believe it will work.

    You've just got to BELIEVE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jax View Post
    Homeopathic remedies are proven to work only for those who believe it will work.

    You've just got to BELIEVE

    True.
    "Arura activator" = "Placebo activator"

    Homeopathic bullshit nontheless. Truly worthless of a company with such amazing engineering and real-world skill.
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    Surely you'd be able to huck in magnetic dynafits? if only there were burly enough AT boots?

    (I think I got two memes in there)
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    C'mon guys. Maybe you shouldn't be so cynical. I mean, with writing like this they must be legit.

    "Considering a constant biologic nutrition which guarantees the functioning of the we can assume that
    the IR analysis emitted by a body can guarantee us a feed-back on its generative processes, or it
    can interact on themselves through additional sources of IR.

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    Just read Tetonat and today's article about the new BD carabiners with magnets in them. This was immediately above his post of yesterday that had Dynafit's magnetic shoes.
    Magnets= the new black.
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    Fvck all of that. Magnets properly placed on your arm polarizes your blood and makes food stores last like 7 times longer. Seriously, I've seen a skier or two last two maybe even three days without eating.
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    Why wouldn't a gram counting, function first company, with a rich engineering history start using as seen on TV technology in their products.

    Do you think now that they've served the purpose of making all of us internet gear-heads aware of dynafit's new runner line, they'll be scrapped from the design before hitting shelves next year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chowda View Post
    Why wouldn't a gram counting, function first company, with a rich engineering history start using as seen on TV technology in their products.

    Do you think now that they've served the purpose of making all of us internet gear-heads aware of dynafit's new runner line, they'll be scrapped from the design before hitting shelves next year?
    ^^^^^ Dynafit Magnet Conspiracy Theory..... I like it.
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    Next thing you know Dynafit will be making tele gear for hippies. It is well know magnets work best in tel gear.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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    Quote Originally Posted by butterscotch View Post
    http://en.auraactivator.com/files/SCIENTIFIC-REPORT.pdf would seem to indicate that it's a small Mid- and Long-wave IR transmitter, rather than a magnet.

    But I still doubt that it does what they claim it does.
    Holy shit... I haven't been that amused by pseudo-scientific babble since discovering Tom Bearden's website: http://www.cheniere.org/. They do claim that it's IR getting emitted, but I wouldn't bet on it actually doing it. If it did anything meaningful, their "report" would include some data, rather than just pictures they found on the internets. Somehow my internal dialogue while skimming that "report" was all in a thick Italian accent which just made it more amusing.

    Prior to this, I would have tried out Dynafit shoes too, although I really really doubt I'll be dropping $150 on trail runners any time soon, so probably no big loss for them.

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