Any front rangers sitting in line for the IKEA grand opening?

**Elkhound Odin** · 07-27-2011, 08:42 AM

They are giving away a sofa to the first 38 people, then chairs to the next 100.
First 38 people tomorrow get a queen mattress. Friday everyone gets free breakfast.

Traffic cones & cops were posted at the I-25 exit before 7am. I think they are expecting a giant cluster -FK, bigger than xmas shopping season. I can't wait to fight the traffic to get home tonight.

**MotherFucker** · 07-27-2011, 10:04 AM

If a man cares enough about furniture to fucking camp overnight for a department store grand opening then it might be safe to say he prefers dude ass.

**Poop~Ghost** · 07-27-2011, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by MotherFucker

If a man cares enough about furniture to fucking camp overnight for a department store grand opening then it might be safe to say he prefers dude ass.

Latent much?

**concretejungle** · 07-27-2011, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost

Latent much?

What # in line are you and your man.

**MotherFucker** · 07-27-2011, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

What # in line are you and your man.

Shit, beat me to it.

I was just implying that man cards need to be revoked if anyone with a cock waits in line longer than an hour for anything other than riding a rollercoaster with his kid or mailing something at the post office. Especially for goddamn furniture.

**Poop~Ghost** · 07-27-2011, 10:25 AM

[Husky Voice]Me and my closeted self hating boyfriend are really excited about getting an ottoman to match our Töftbögröblanderfrugen.[/Husky Voice]

**The AD** · 07-27-2011, 10:56 AM

I think you are all missing the real question here...

Why do Swedes think they are so good looking?

**frorider** · 07-27-2011, 01:31 PM

Front range? Ikea? sounds like catnip for Hugh C.

**bornincolorado** · 07-27-2011, 02:09 PM

I just wanted to go to buff wild wings for lunch. Bad ikea, er iDea. took 15 min just to pull into the parking lot. and BWW is only 5 min from work, usually.

**mmmthmtskier** · 07-27-2011, 02:56 PM

http://www.ikeahackers.net/

**iceman** · 07-27-2011, 03:36 PM

Is Buffalo Wild Wings any good? It's always looked awful in the commercials.

**Poop~Ghost** · 07-27-2011, 03:53 PM

http://www.yelp.com/biz/jimmys-wings-lakewood

Hello thread drift... if you're in the LAKEWOOD area - don't miss out on my favorite wangs in denver.

**concretejungle** · 07-27-2011, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Is Buffalo Wild Wings any good? It's always looked awful in the commercials.

If your stuck in a suburban mall hell hole it'll suffice and they have wings and beer.

**gretch6364** · 07-27-2011, 05:01 PM

The question remains, why would you ever go to BWW when they opened a Quaker Steak and Lube in Westminster???

**Cyber Cop** · 07-27-2011, 05:04 PM

Man, I wish albuquerque would get an Ikea.

**TransplantedFromRMNP** · 07-27-2011, 05:54 PM

no way i'd sit in that line! its bad enough to get caught in the CF that I25 is.
and BWW aint that bad, but i've been trapped in this suburban mall hell-hole for 4yrs
wings @ 1st St Pub in Ned are killer!
who wants to go skiing?

**Elkhound Odin** · 07-28-2011, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by gretch6364

The question remains, why would you ever go to BWW when they opened a Quaker Steak and Lube in Westminster???

How about the fact that Westminster is clear across the other side of the metro region and it's not practical to go their for lunch? Although, I do agree that Quaker Steak is better than BWW.

No cops this AM at the I-25 exit. I guess they decided the shitshow will only last a day? I hope I don't regret making an appoinment in this area on Saturday @ 5pm. But she's cute and will be totally worth any traffic trouble.

**ACH** · 07-28-2011, 08:15 AM

"What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"

**Garth Bimble** · 07-28-2011, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Elkhound Odin

No cops this AM at the I-25 exit. I guess they decided the shitshow will only last a day? I hope I don't regret making an appoinment in this area on Saturday @ 5pm. But she's cute and will be totally worth any traffic trouble.

Maybe they figured that after allotting enough manpower to control a small riot (saw 5 squad cars sitting along the side of County Line Rd. yesterday afternoon) and not needing them they could put those officers to better use?

**bornincolorado** · 07-28-2011, 10:24 AM

No BWW is not a great place, but it is still in the lunch rotation. just not a good day to go there. too bad Ikea is right by most of my usual lunch haunts.

ha, yea i'm going to take a 3 hour lunch break to go to QSL my boss will understand.

**nesta** · 07-29-2011, 09:18 AM

Ikea.......Swedish for particleboard.

**rideit** · 07-29-2011, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost

http://www.yelp.com/biz/jimmys-wings-lakewood

Hello thread drift... - don't miss out on my favorite wangs in denver.

I thought that was Washington park...

**advres** · 07-29-2011, 10:36 AM

So, let me get this right. Someone who may be unemployed only has to stand in a line for a day and get a few hundred dollar sofa (for free) they can sell and make money is stupid? Seems pretty brilliant to me.

**Garth Bimble** · 07-29-2011, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by advres

So, let me get this right. Someone who may be unemployed only has to stand in a line for a day and get a few hundred dollar sofa (for free) they can sell and make money is stupid? Seems pretty brilliant to me.

I doubt most of the line-standers where unemployed...that would have been too much work. Probably a bunch of bored housewives from Highlands Ranch.