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  1. #51
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    I got banned from TGR.
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    "a yin without a yang"

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    I'm taking a ski vacation but can only bring two pairs of skis. WWMD

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    There were out of Organic Half and Half at the grocery store. So I had to buy the regular. Wife was pissed.

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    Not going to ruin the good looks of their new BMW by putting a front licence plate on it. Instead they'll drive around for years with the plate on the dash while running the risk of getting ticketed.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    My mountain bike trails are being ruined by those damn new trail builders.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    All the food I threw away when I cleaned my fridge is starting to smell, and the Febreeze sented garbage bag isn't helping.

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    moved to arcata and there are all these hippies here.

    i thought arcata was first world
    whatever I feel like i what to do!

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    I washed my cell phone in the laundry and now it doesn't seem to work. The fucking thing is clean though!
    You know, you can swear on this site. Fuck, shit bitch. See?

    A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    My 3rd world vacation spot is now charging 1st world prices.
    Your 1st world currency is now a 3rd world currency.

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    It's 100deg in NC and the AC in my car went out.
    It's going to be a few days before I can get it fixed so now I have to drive around with the windows down to keep from melting.
    My commute to work in on the highway so by the time I get to work, my hair is a mess.

  11. #61
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    My ipad, iphone and macbook have all run out of batteries and I am stuck posting from my roommate's pc. Why does this mouse have 2 buttons?



    ironically in a 3rd world country
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    My ipad, iphone and macbook have all run out of batteries and I am stuck posting from my roommate's pc. Why does this mouse have 2 buttons?



    ironically in a 3rd world country

    I didnt know canadia was third world now.

  13. #63
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    Twenty-year-old dies from embolism after excessive gaming

    By Michael Santo, Tech Buzz Examiner

    We've seen warnings about Internet and video game addiction previously, and some horrific behavior (1, 2), as well. In this case, a young man recently died as a result of blood clots associated with marathon gaming sessions.

    Chris Staniforth, 20, of Sheffield in England died in May; he died as a result of deep vein thrombosis (DVT), according to an autopsy. He died as a pulmonary embolism when a blood clot formed in his left calf and traveled to his lungs.

    His father, David Staniforth said: "After my research I saw there was no difference to Chris sitting at a desk on his Xbox and someone on a long-haul flight.
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    "Sitting still is literally the danger zone. Chris loved to play and would stay up all night. Millions of people worldwide are playing these games for hours, and there is a risk."

    Staniforth was an Xbox 360 gamer. Reportedly, he would sometimes sit for 12-hour gaming sessions. According to his father, "he lived for his Xbox."

    Deep vein thrombosis commonly affects the leg veins. Immobilization is a common reason for DVT, as noted on long airline flights, which has its own "syndrome," called traveler's thrombosis.

    Microsoft has a Healthy Gaming Guide. That guide warns that "use of game controllers, keyboards, mice, or other electronic input devices may be linked to serious injuries or disorders." The also encourages gamers to take breaks and to lead a healthy lifestyle (which wouldn't include 12-hour gaming sessions).


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    The automatic flush at work activates too fast when I stand up, so I don't get to look at my poop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    The automatic flush at work activates too fast when I stand up, so I don't get to look at my poop.
    That is AWFULL!! I feel your pain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    The automatic flush at work activates too fast when I stand up, so I don't get to look at my poop.
    You need to work on your technique. Stand up in roughly the same spot you were sitting, good to go.

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    The facebook chat on my HTC evo sometimes doesn't send/receive messages, so the girls think I'm ignoring them, its no good.
    The whole human race is de evolving; it is due to birth control, smart people use birth control, and stupid people keep pooping out more stupid babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    The facebook chat on my HTC evo sometimes doesn't send/receive messages, so the girls think I'm ignoring them, its no good.
    Hey stupid Yooper. Chicks dig it when you ignore them.

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    is it too much to ask to have a little wasabi and soy sauce in the bag when i take leftover sushi home? motherfuckers.

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    the neighbouring country got downgraded to AA. there goes the neighbourhood

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    Need new tires. Do I put on the same Michelin's, or try the Pirelli's. No Jap or Korean crap, (really, who buys KumHo's?). Michelin or Pirelli, Michelin or Pirelli.........

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    My Milky Ways keep getting smaller.
    Silent....but shredly.

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    "Having to cut short my holiday because of the Chav's facebook riot and some sort of financial meltdown? It sucks to be the Prime Minister" - David Cameron
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    My job gives me too much internet time, I need to find something to kill time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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