First-World Problems

**ass-to-mouth** · 07-27-2011, 08:16 AM

TGR search function SUCKS!

**concretejungle** · 07-27-2011, 09:19 AM

My internet forum doesn't have tags.

**f2f** · 07-27-2011, 09:29 AM

^ yes!!!

**dumpy** · 07-27-2011, 10:07 AM

Swedes think they are good looking

A murderer was imprisoned in the next state over

I can't get Deschutes beer in my state

Ikea is causing too much traffic on my commute

I want to join the military, but only if I can get a "cool" job

I only have $1k to spend on a new TV

Someone sent me "Vibes"

My dog smells like skunk

I've been on hold for two hours

I can only read 20 NY Times articles for free

Do I need to keep going??

**From_the_NEK** · 07-27-2011, 10:57 AM

One of the three stalls in the main bathroom here at work has someone in it. Additionally, the single person bathroom in the back of the building is also occupied. I now have to wait for one to free up since I don't like to poop with others listening.

**SkiCougar** · 07-27-2011, 10:59 AM

our stupid IT people cant figure out how to setup their email on my iphone, so i have to carry 2 phones.

**PNWbrit** · 07-27-2011, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Meanfruit

From what I've seen on CNN this week, We're all going to have Third World status by the end of August.

[DBT]At least we'll have an appropriately colored president.[/DBT]

Originally Posted by SkiCougar

our stupid IT people cant figure out how to setup their email on my iphone, so i have to carry 2 phones.

That's quite impressively stupid of them.

**BigLeagueBrian** · 07-27-2011, 11:05 AM

My hair stylist is on vacation and I have a photo shoot saturday.

**hutash** · 07-27-2011, 11:35 AM

After pouring coffee then piss through my Britta water filter,'my perfectly safe, basically unlimited supply of potable water taste like....well it taste like water, eweeeeee!!!

**bornincolorado** · 07-27-2011, 02:15 PM

IT department gave me a new windows 7 computer to replace the 2 year old XP machine. Now i have to spend all day customizing my desktop and applications because default settings are for people who lack individuality. fml

**wcf3** · 07-27-2011, 02:18 PM

When I'm cycling I'm always pissed off at the people parking in the bike lanes. When I'm driving there is always some asshole cyclist running stop signs in front of me.

I have no transportation alternatives...

**hutash** · 07-27-2011, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

My 3rd world vacation spot is now charging 1st world prices.

Soon to be a TGR classic

**MMP** · 07-27-2011, 05:20 PM

yesterday my car was at the dealer for an oil change. they loaned me a 2011 535i for the day, but when i got it up to 100 there was a slight shimmy like a wheel was out of balance, significantly detracting from the pleasure of driving 100mph in a 535i. i was so upset i had to lie down.

**BigDaddy** · 07-27-2011, 06:04 PM

My neighbor's kid keeps coming over, then proceeds to text half the neighborhood to come drink our vodka.

**GeezerSteve** · 07-27-2011, 06:25 PM

weary of Costco chicken bakes

**Dickeymotto** · 07-27-2011, 08:45 PM

My loafers are starting to smell.

**huckbucket** · 07-28-2011, 04:24 PM

My minor fender bender is going to make me miss my tennis lesson.

**neufox47** · 07-28-2011, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie

They have washing machines and dishwashers in the 3rd world? Who knew?

No but they do in the second world

If you couldn't take a hot shower with both the washing machine and dishwasher running it would be a first world problem.

Today I had to scramble to find clients to give Red Sox tickets away to.

**Poop~Ghost** · 07-28-2011, 04:45 PM

Somebody called the cops on me for mauling a ... nevermind.

**dan_pdx** · 07-28-2011, 07:25 PM

My office doesn't have a good place to hang the screen we need for the LCD projector hooked up to our Xbox 360 because the overhead fire sprinklers, the pool table and bike parking take up too much space in our basement party room, so we have to just project our games on the wall.