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06-01-2011, 09:39 AM #1
Wow no pfd or helmet!?!?! I'm speechless.
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06-01-2011, 10:39 AM #2
That you clicked in the first place? I'm speachless.
Took real balls for that guy to wear a piano lounge uniform.
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06-01-2011, 01:57 PM #3Hungover & Homeless
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I had sex in a canoe once.
I wasn't wearing a helmet or PFD.
and it was much more majestic than this shit.
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06-01-2011, 02:24 PM #4
Lady In Red is a solid musical accompaniment choice, but I think I'd go with George Micheal's "Careless Whisper". That or the complete Top Gun soundtrack.
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06-01-2011, 08:40 PM #5
"Um " Sorry, ew tu high speed downloading. What did i just see. An a- boat add with alot of stuff a board?
"I, the undersigned,
shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein
and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis
incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis
punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear
as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped
into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized,
so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
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06-01-2011, 09:19 PM #6
dam that guy is sick. why no head cam, paddle cam?
I love it when he makes the boat rotate and kind of leans it on the side.
NEXT LEVEL!!!believe me its real.
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06-06-2011, 09:39 PM #7
Hahaha, that guy puts the 'style' in freestyle fer sure! That was great,,, wow!
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06-09-2011, 11:24 AM #8
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06-09-2011, 11:42 AM #9
That looks like an ex-stream sport. They got out of the stream and into the pond.
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I'm a cougar, not a MILF! I have to protect my rep! - bklyn
In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
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06-09-2011, 12:10 PM #10indentured servant
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the next Olympic sport...
what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
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06-11-2011, 04:12 PM #11Helldawg Guest
He probably thinks skiing is stupid too...
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06-23-2011, 08:05 PM #12
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06-23-2011, 08:37 PM #13Registered User
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wow, the internet sure is crazy. I googled myself and ended up here.
I'm so delighted people are enjoying my paddling. I practice almost nonstop and freestyle paddling is so poorly known...I never knew there was a paddlers webpage like this one. Most of my freestyle canoe friends and I just stay in touch the old fashioned way...barbecuing at the events!
Oh to answer your original question: I don't wear the helmet and life jacket anymore because it's been many years since I had any sort of incident with the boat. I don't try any crazy risky maneuvers like the younger members of our sport. I like to rely on good music and style.
My daughter keeps telling me to spice it up with some of the new rap music and some more jazzy moves, but that's not the way this old man swings.
thanks for watching my video. maybe I can get the guy who put it on the internet to get my name spelled right.
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06-23-2011, 11:01 PM #14?
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06-24-2011, 12:03 AM #15Registered User
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none of us could figure out what nekkid means...my grandson thinks it's nintendo entertainment kid? Anyway this is my daughter Natalie, she's quite a paddler too.
that's her on the top right years ago before her prom night.
there she is last year on the lake
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06-24-2011, 12:23 AM #16Registered User
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well I tried to post some pictures of my daughter but it looks like it didn't work.
I don't know what a "nek kid" is but she's 27 years old, not much of a kid anymore! I guess we're all getting older.
oh and to the gentleman who mentioned me thinking skiing is stupid: I love to ski across our lake when it freezes for the winter. Nothing stupid about that! And the fellow who noticed my tie was a clip-on, good spot! I can't believe people pay so much attention to those things but I suppose it takes all kinds.
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06-24-2011, 12:33 AM #17
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08-08-2011, 11:30 AM #18
Tears are running down my face
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08-08-2011, 09:40 PM #19indentured servant
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what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
www.theguideshut.ca
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08-08-2011, 10:33 PM #20
I want more out of this thread. I see so much potential.
Someone of you lifers need to get this thing rolling.....come on.Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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08-10-2011, 02:02 PM #21Registered User
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wwweeeeeuuuwwww...
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12-19-2011, 01:25 PM #22
So much win here. Just so awesome. Thanks for putting this in your sig pow goat.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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12-20-2011, 01:12 AM #23
I'm not sure when the last time I wore a PFD in a canoe, I did a lot of spinning on my side though while frantically trying to right my boat though...
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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12-21-2011, 04:21 PM #24
Hornstein, you sir, have IT !
and by IT, I mean some mad switched up deep dog-paddling steeze.
I bet you've got to beat the ladies off your canoe with a paddle
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04-04-2019, 10:23 AM #25
Either amazing coincidence or we don't deserve a mag/troll so inteligint....smart.
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