Wind chimes.

**advres** · 05-09-2011, 09:59 PM

If you have them and live in close proximity to your neighbors (ie, your porch is attached) go fucking hang yourself and get it over with.

These ass-faces that moved in next door love their wind chimes. We are up on the top floor and with taller buildings we are in, basically, a constant wind-tunnel. So now, With the weather nice all my windows are open and I have to hear this bullshit all day/night long.

So what's the deal with these things? Does anyone find their "sound" soothing? Because the only sound that chaps my ass more is the fucking birds cackling all morning long or maybe the drunkards fighting around midday.

Seriously, I don't get it. And maybe i could understand one chime but 3+ all different tunes are pretty goddamn obnoxious.

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**Tye 1on** · 05-09-2011, 10:02 PM

Fuck wind chimes. What's wrong with just hearing the wind?

**advres** · 05-09-2011, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Tye 1on

Fuck wind chimes. What's wrong with just hearing the wind?

Seriously! Laying in bed with a whipping cool spring breeze is outstanding! Then having it broken up by that sound just ruins the ambiance!

**Woodsy** · 05-09-2011, 10:07 PM

is this really you r biggest problem?
lucky fuck

**SuperGaper** · 05-09-2011, 10:09 PM

Gonna have to agree, hate wind chimes.

Advres, for reference, would you say that wind chimes are more or less annoying than serving Menace at the Moose?

**advres** · 05-09-2011, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by SuperGaper

Gonna have to agree, hate wind chimes.

Advres, for reference, would you say that wind chimes are more or less annoying than serving Menace at the Moose?

I had managed to forget about Menace over the last couple of years. Thanks for bringing it all back.

I could deal with him by himself. When it happened to be him, Stump (when he "graced" us with this presence) and Micah they were an uncontrollable mess.

My funniest moment was working down in the belly and having menace coming back from SA telling me about how he wanted to buy a vinyard down there but was having problems with his "baby momma". Ohh the idiosyncrasies of of the Hole rift-raft.

**krp8128** · 05-10-2011, 04:37 AM

Wind chimes fall down all the time. Just saying....

**neck beard** · 05-10-2011, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by advres

the only sound that chaps my ass more is the fucking birds cackling all morning long

Fucking birds.

**dumpy** · 05-10-2011, 07:34 AM

Bad windchimes= annoying as fuck

Good windchimes= great in limited doses

Things like this are why I strive to never have neighbors or be as far from them as possible. I would get pissed off too if there were shitty, out of tune windchimes going close enough to my bedroom for me to hear them, yet I would like to occasionally put my own set of windchimes out.

**tetzen** · 05-10-2011, 10:22 AM

The parents have some very large wind chimes at their place. They make nice long bass tone sounds in the wind. They're about ~4ft long and pretty wide. I enjoy them, but I do hate those little piddly ones that look like chopsticks. Eff them, they're annoying.

**grrrr** · 05-10-2011, 10:24 AM

advres is the whiniest fuck that has ever graced these boards.

**dumpy** · 05-10-2011, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by grrrr

advres is the whiniest fuck that has ever graced these boards.

What about Gameface?

**gatorboy** · 05-10-2011, 10:28 AM

Get a tree-branch trimmer, reach over, snip. No more problem.

**PNWbrit** · 05-10-2011, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

is this really you r biggest problem?
lucky fuck

Hey now Mr Snippy!

It sure it isn't easy writing his butthurtblog.com every day.

gunit130 · 05-10-2011, 10:44 AM

gamevres - just go Seal Team Six on 'em and rip the fuckers down around 4am.

**DoWork** · 05-10-2011, 12:52 PM

I used to have a fkn sweet dead hooker windchime but the fuckin pussy neighbors complained. Wait, where do you live again?

**lobstahmeatwad** · 05-10-2011, 11:06 PM

I have some ski pole wind chimes and the wind blows here more than most places. I put them pretty far from my bedroom and live in a brick house so I never hear them.

Hugh Conway · 05-10-2011, 11:13 PM

use the bones of the hookers you've killed and buried in your basement as your own windchimes

**AKPogue** · 05-11-2011, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by grrrr

advres is the whiniest fuck that has ever graced these boards.

You think he is worse than Doughboy? It would be a tough competition to see who is the whiniest!!

**Tippster** · 05-11-2011, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by dumpy

What about Gameface?

**hutash** · 05-11-2011, 03:58 PM

Hates birds, hates wind chimes, probably hates the sound of children's laughter playing the park...are you sure you are not the bitter, fat, mean old lady who lives next door to me?

**snowsprite** · 05-11-2011, 04:14 PM

Hmm...the unabomber had a shack off the grid in the wilderness. Wonder if they burned it down or if that's up for grabs for you guys who can't stand the sounds of normal living! If you had to live in my house you probably would commit homicide. I have tenants who scream at football on tv, crank the stereo, the chick's got a cackle you can hear 3 states away, and their dog barks anytime a mouse farts for chrissakes. And I suck it up. Windchimes?? ya gotta be kidding me!

Grip up ya fuckin' nancies!

Sprite

**Core Shot** · 04-09-2022, 08:06 AM

Chimes? Wtf

**hutash** · 04-09-2022, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by snowsprite

Hmm...the unabomber had a shack off the grid in the wilderness. Wonder if they burned it down or if that's up for grabs for you guys who can't stand the sounds of normal living! If you had to live in my house you probably would commit homicide. I have tenants who scream at football on tv, crank the stereo, the chick's got a cackle you can hear 3 states away, and their dog barks anytime a mouse farts for chrissakes. And I suck it up. Windchimes?? ya gotta be kidding me!

Grip up ya fuckin' nancies!

Sprite

One of Spritie's best posts. I miss her around here.

She's gone, but we are still stuck with advres, and he is still a "fuckin' Nancy ".