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  1. #1
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    Colo LONGBOARD DAY 2011: 4/30/11



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    Benefit for the CAIC time again BITCHES

    4/30/11 - Loveland

    You know the rules but if you've lamed out and forgot:

    1. Skis must be 210 or longer
    2. Skis must be 210 or longer
    3. Skis must be 210 or longer
    4. Dress to impress
    5. Ladies can ride any traditional straight ski
    6. Boarders can ride skis or boards >200cms
    7. Hamm's 12 Pack ChallengeTM will be running again, anybody that can ski my 214cm Rossi VASectomizers with Linkens all day gets a 12er of Hamm's.

    As always, you now have a month to round up some man skis, I also have loaners if you need from my personal stash (quite possibly the world's most dangerous ski collection). I got man skis, ladies rides, telemarketing skis and alpine. And if you round up some on your own but don't really want to keep em, I'll take em and store em for you. If you want some send me a PM, I have semi limited intertubes time but will try to get back to you.

    I'll be around starting 8ish, Hamm's and Blush will flow. Otherwise, lineup is at 9:45am between 1 & 2.



    bonus runaways:
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

  2. #2
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    hey, how is the kid?

  3. #3
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    I am so fucking in.


    And I will take the Hamms 12-pk challenge.

  4. #4
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    kid's great, she charges 100% of the time she's awake, kind of scary.

    and a 12 pack taker already? NOICE! Signed up.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

  5. #5
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    I may be able to make this! If I do, it will be my first day of skiing since my kiddo was born in January. That could be a recipe for disaster and/or great comedy.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    I think I can make it, I had best bust out the Fischer C4 Comps in 223 for this.
    You know, you can swear on this site. Fuck, shit bitch. See?

    A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again

  7. #7
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    gonna try to be in....just to see Daddy Danno ride the long sticks.
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

  8. #8
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    It is on the calendar, we will try to be there! 215 Elan SGS in tow . Stoked, because I love skiing those freight trains!

  9. #9
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    A couple seasons ago I loaned this bad boy (210 Donek SG) to SchralphMachio for LBD at Kirkwood. I can't loan it to someone in CO, but I bet if you swing by Donek or Bomber they may have something laying around you could use. Its a fucking riot to ride. Better than long skis maybe. I also have a friend selling his Tanker 200 if someone is looking for a great powder board. I think he said he wants $450 for it.



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    I'm a cougar, not a MILF! I have to protect my rep! - bklyn

    In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
    -snowsprite

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    props to colo for gettin the lbd going
    hope pnw represents again this year.
    bobby

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    Page 2 already? Clearly, the Front Range posse is a bunch of little bitches.

  12. #12
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    I AM SO IN!
    Lemon Boy- I need skis. Telemarketing ones. LONG ones.
    Adrenalated is a pussy

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    Do I get to ski over Zappa's skis again???
    "True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"

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    ok, I'm in....I need some long sticks as well. Will there be fireworks?
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

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    this is just the men's quiver. Will personally ride the 7Ss and/or Stratos leaving the Buzzards open to whomever wants em on the tele end of things. Heh, FRANZ!! you have a Z in your name so I'm thinking some BuZZards are right up your alley. Ask Charlie how rad they are, he loved them the other year.

    Somebody needs to get dibs and start working some binderage on the 210 dyna courses, they are sooooooo sweet (thanks curtis!)



    L to R:
    222 Buzzards
    214 VASectomizers
    210 Stratos
    211 7Ss
    210 Courses
    210 G9s (so goddamn sweet)
    214 Kastles
    215 Olins

    If there are any ladies interested I also have a deep backlog of trad women's skis including some beautiful MSLs in 200.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    I have a sweet pair of Look ZRS that could live on something or other for the day...

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    comin right up goons!
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    I'm in search of a good fartbag to match my 215s. I know someone has a fucking wardrobe of those things and wants to sell me one...

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    I will take the challenge of the 222 Buzzards!!!!

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    Three thumbs up.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    Want to but not sure I'll make this...but, up for grabs:

    -an ancient aqua racing one piece w/attached cape; fit someone around 5'6" reasonably or my 6'1" entirely unreasonably; some sore of pre-Schoeller stretchy fabric

    -red w/black accents one piece; similar sizing, actually had to take this off after a few LL runs one day b/c of fear of taintal damage

    Not going to mail these, but welcome to PU in FTC or probably CP this weekend.

  23. #23
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    i must have the aqua onesie with attached cape.

  24. #24
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    Aah I would totally be in if I didn't have a FINAL that day.

    Lemon Boy, I hope the 210 Dynastar Course get some good use on LBD. Nothing like the old red white and blue!

    By the way, any FKS/Look Pivot will work on the Dynastars. I think I put a pair of ZRS on there at one point.

  25. #25
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    Got a set of loaner tele boots? Or would that be an extra stupid idea?

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