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  1. #1
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    Question About Skiing in Colorado - coming up from TX

    some dude just posted this on another msg board I frequent...rotflmao....




    will my whole church group fit into one gondola?

    how do i get my tight jeans over the top of my rented ski boots?

    if i fall on my front side will my belt buckle dig into my kidneys?

    how many gallons/hat limits do you have?

    do you have those funky/zaney hats for sale?
    (the kids just love em)

    you dont have to tip, do you?

    well, see yall on the slopes! we have our final sign-up sheet this weekend at youth group. should be a rightous bunch comin up this year. we had to sift out a few bad seeds last year, whut with all the caffeine drinkin and a hand holdin'


    YEEE HAW!!! Look fer my bright yeller jacket blazing thru!!

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    hmmm.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtq_99
    hmmm.......
    Contact the factory about the recall if your sarcas-o-meter is malfunctioning.

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    oh a sarcasm detector...that's real helpful....

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    Mr. T doesn't really wear glasses... does he?!?!
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by wookalar
    some dude just posted this on another msg board I frequent...rotflmao....






    YEEE HAW!!! Look fer my bright yeller jacket blazing thru!!

    will my whole church group fit into one gondola? - could be darlin' but you'll have to rope 'em to the sides

    how do i get my tight jeans over the top of my rented ski boots? - just wear your chaps hun

    if i fall on my front side will my belt buckle dig into my kidneys? - not if you're a real big boy

    how many gallons/hat limits do you have? - we don't believe in limits here baby

    do you have those funky/zaney hats for sale? - we're all outta zaney but got lots of funky
    (the kids just love em)

    you dont have to tip, do you? - well actually just the lifties...you see they are into land restoration...bringing back natural grasses don't ya know...so yes, please tip them

    well, see yall on the slopes! we have our final sign-up sheet this weekend at youth group. should be a rightous bunch comin up this year. we had to sift out a few bad seeds last year, whut with all the caffeine drinkin and a hand holdin' well naturally, you won't find any of us drinkin caffeine or bothering with hand holding either

  7. #7
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    Man, that's not a very accurate description of Texans. Everyone knows that Texans tip well.
    Last edited by Tavi; 12-19-2004 at 03:56 PM.

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