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12-17-2004, 11:24 AM #26
I hope you work in a very open minded office! My whole group was almost fired at my last job when a new woman didn't like our jokes. We had even toned it down big time when she was hired but what we thought was nothing set her off.
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12-17-2004, 12:23 PM #27Originally Posted by Keoni"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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12-17-2004, 12:47 PM #28Permanent JONG
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It's not quite as bad as a vibrator/toothbrush, but we're a bunch of engineers.
We had a white elephant gift exchange last year, and my boss picked up some will-writing software for the exchange. The recepient didn't find it nearly as funny as the rest of us.
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12-17-2004, 01:16 PM #29Originally Posted by AntiSoCalSkier
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
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12-17-2004, 03:21 PM #30Mr. Old Lady
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Well it's done. One guy gave another dude some sort cream to rub on his balls that was supposed to be steroids. My boss gave the other account girl a pair of underwear with a forged signature from Danny Hinote and a photoshopped picture of him in the underwear. The joke behind this is that a few weeks ago in Aspen the account girl woke up with Dan Hinote half naked in her hotel room. Apparently the girl she was sharing a room with brought him back that night.
And for my gift: It sat there shaking while everybody laughed. The girl was really cautious to pick it up and unwrap it. It took awhile to unwrap and she was blushing pretty bad. When she finally saw what it was she started laughing and then threw the wrapping stuff at me. Then they stuffed the egg/cardboard thing in the Dan Hinote underwear.
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12-17-2004, 03:25 PM #31happy
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Ok so for my secret santa this year, it's this guy who just broke up with his wife, and he's been screwing another one of our co-workers for a few months now. I was thinking of getting him a bunch of maxim/stuff magazines, or that new Heidi Klum book (he's that kind of guy...male pig type, although he's generally really nice...). What should I get him?
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12-17-2004, 03:28 PM #32Originally Posted by divegirlRecently overheard: "Hey Ralph, what were you drinking that time that you set your face on fire?"
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12-17-2004, 04:10 PM #33Originally Posted by divegirl
Oh: and the ten commandments stencilled on a rock.
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12-17-2004, 04:15 PM #34Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by meatdrink9
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12-17-2004, 04:16 PM #35Mr. Old Lady
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Professionally Hockey Striker er... I mean Player. Plays for the Avalanche.
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12-17-2004, 04:17 PM #36Originally Posted by TippsterDaniel Ortega eats here.
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12-17-2004, 04:35 PM #37
What, nobody's given a chin-strap yet?
"I smell varmint puntang."
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12-17-2004, 04:52 PM #38
Best chin strap story ever...
I dated a girl a long time ago who had a 7 yr old brother. She also had a 13-14 yr old brother who played baseball. Of course he wore a cup to practice. The 7 yr old was always a little intrigued by the whole ball cover. He'd mess w/ it on occasion, punch his brother when he had it on, the regular stuff.
So for x-mas he wanted the football outfit that every kid wants, the hutch helmet and shoulder pads w/ the jersey. X-mas finally comes and he rips into the presents. He rips one open and immediately goes to the next one looking for the football uniform. He finally gets ahold of it and lays in. As soon as he has the paper off he rips into the box. He starts pulling everything out, pants first, shoulder pads, then the helmet. He looks inside the helmet and gets REALLY excited... "awesome, look, it has a DINK PAD" as he holds up the chin strap. Needless to say everyone started laughing.
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12-18-2004, 01:35 AM #39
Hey J,
What can I say but this just goes to prove that the entire fabric of the space time continum is not only curved,but in fact is totally bent!Calmer than you dude
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12-18-2004, 01:39 AM #40Originally Posted by Lurch
Fuck her & that Self righteously indignated hypocritical B.S.!Calmer than you dude
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