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  1. 12-15-2004, 06:37 PM #1
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    So What do I do?

    I've been laid off "your position has been eliminated due to a company wide restructuring up to the executive level"

    I'm employed until January 7th to transition my work. I'm already on vacation for all but 4 work days until now and then. Is their any point in showing up sober (assuming I don't reek of booze). My coworkers like and respect me - my boss, who isn't respected in the industry, didn't. 'em?
  2. 12-15-2004, 06:38 PM #2
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  3. 12-15-2004, 06:40 PM #3
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  4. 12-15-2004, 06:44 PM #4
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    or disguise the entry roads to said bridges.
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  5. 12-15-2004, 06:45 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Don't burn bridges.
    eh, it's not really burning the bridge, because I doubt they'll be there. Like I said, the people who'd matter professionally respect me and my abilities. It's more the bizarre feeling of being laid off, but sugarcoated like when you give notice.
  6. 12-15-2004, 07:02 PM #6
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    Err, spend 4 days writing resumes and cover letters, have your co-workers proof read them, over shots of tequilas at lunch.. what else.

    then live on funemployment ski a lot get around to looking for a job about mid spring..

    dude screw your boss, just ignore him. You really do not want to piss off your current employers, no matter how much they suck.
  7. 12-15-2004, 07:04 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by dubu
    then live on funemployment ski a lot get around to looking for a job about mid spring..

    dude screw your boss, just ignore him. You really do not want to piss off your current employers, no matter how much they suck.
    eh, lots of travelling, possibly skiing - Manali?

    I was hoping this could turn into interesting tales of things done before people left.
  8. 12-15-2004, 07:11 PM #8
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    top shelf the toilet!
  9. 12-15-2004, 10:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay
    top shelf the toilet!


    How 'bout dry ice bombs in the toilets ?
  10. 12-15-2004, 10:32 PM #10
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    We've had lots of "rightsizing" (read ) in our company. Found out one dude (he was an amazing hacker when he wasn't fixing our network) skimmed .0001 off every dollar going into the bank. Em...they didn't catch it til he was way into the millions. He mebbe never would have gotten caught but he sent them a "fuck you" post card from Europe!
  11. 12-15-2004, 10:34 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdy2ski
    We've had lots of "rightsizing" (read ) in our company. Found out one dude (he was an amazing hacker when he wasn't fixing our network) skimmed .0001 off every dollar going into the bank. Em...they didn't catch it til he was way into the millions. He mebbe never would have gotten caught but he sent them a "fuck you" post card from Europe!
    They should make a movie about that.
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  12. 12-15-2004, 11:48 PM #12
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    I will have gotten two full seasons out of unemployment. Seldom work under the table and ski six days a week.


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  13. 12-16-2004, 01:04 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
    They should make a movie about that.
    Yeah...so...Peter, I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday.
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  14. 12-16-2004, 01:07 AM #14
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    Be the coolest dude in the building. They never know how to take it.
  15. 12-16-2004, 01:18 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDingleberry
    Yeah...so...Peter, I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday.
    Yeah, That'd be grrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat.
  16. 12-16-2004, 01:48 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDingleberry
    Yeah...so...Peter, I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday.
    where the hell is lumberg? Some aliases are just never around when you need them

    No seriously though, about the bridge torching. Even if your boss doesn't like you, there's no reason to give him material justification for it. Hell maybe he'll forget he hated you just in time to serve as a reference for something.
  17. 12-16-2004, 02:34 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
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    People always tried to play their games with me. I just kept going along in my merry way: treat everyone with respect and take everything in stride. It used to blow some people's minds. They couldn't complain either, because my rep was golden. It's just a fucking job. But some people are too busy trying to crawl all over each other. Eventually those people get found out.
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  18. 12-16-2004, 02:46 PM #18
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  19. 12-16-2004, 03:02 PM #19
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    in my experience the bridge burning can be done with reckless abandon.

    Some HR peeps have told me that it is OK to ask the former employer if they would hire said applicant again. This seems to be the only question they can answer outside of whether or not you actually worked there.
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  20. 12-16-2004, 03:15 PM #20
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    All my wife's company will do is confirm dates of employment, that's pretty common.
  21. 12-16-2004, 03:39 PM #21
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    Industry standard, lwhat I give and am given by others, dates of employment, pay rate and are they eligible for rehire.

    so just dont do anything too crazy & you will be fine
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