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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsugar
    Two words, friend.

    Chia.

    Pet.
    I actually did that once. Walked into Save-On grabbed five Chia Pets and walked out. Christmas shopping done in under 10 minutes. Everyone was happy.
    I like cows. Cow are cool.

  2. #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haus
    I actually did that once. Walked into Save-On grabbed five Chia Pets and walked out. Christmas shopping done in under 10 minutes. Everyone was happy.
    Boy, I'm glad I'm not on your Christmas list

  3. #78
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    Find a local salon/spa near her and have a whole day planned out for her. Hair, nails, eyebrows, facial, massage, whatever. I have yet to see a girl not like being pampered. Then she arrives all sexy and happy when it comes time to um...have dinner.

  4. #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellie
    I can give you an address in either state

    Brunch, what is this brunch you speak of - do you mean spiking my peach cytomax with champagne for my midday ride?
    I'll be all over California beginning this weekend, I hope. Will you be in the Tahoe area at all? I need to e-mail DG back about that.

    Brunch = a bottle of Cytomax during a midday ride? I likey! Kellie, mon cher you are one hot date.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  5. #80
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    How about a bowling ball. Drilled to your fingers with your name inscribed on it?

  6. #81
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    Chicks dig Victoria's Secret...really
    Combine this thought with the fact that she's a runner and get her some wicking panties.

  7. #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    Find a local salon/spa near her and have a whole day planned out for her. Hair, nails, eyebrows, facial, massage, whatever. I have yet to see a girl not like being pampered. Then she arrives all sexy and happy when it comes time to um...have dinner.
    That's what I thought, too. But the maggettes seem to have nixed the idea.

  8. #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayHarder
    That's what I thought, too. But the maggettes seem to have nixed the idea.
    I digress ... any woman can take herself to the spa. But her man bringing the spa to her - romantic, thoughtful and sweet.

  9. #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayHarder
    That's what I thought, too. But the maggettes seem to have nixed the idea.
    I LOVE this idea, but it will get costly, so I didn't toss it out.

    Yes - VERY good idea. Keep that in mind next August 16, folks .



    Ho, ho. (I'm still laughing about that).
    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”

  10. #85
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    cooking class maybe not so good... merry christmas sweety, your cooking BLOWS.... i love you, not really the message you want to send


    unless cooking is her thing

  11. #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt

    Ho, ho. (I'm still laughing about that).
    This whole thread has been hilarious - I haven't laughed at my computer screen in awhile - always good when people at work think you're crazy!

  12. #87
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    A day at the spa is nice, but lonely. Nicer if you go with her. Then again, it's a one-time dealio. Don't you want to give her something that she can remembery you by, something to look at and think of you?

  13. #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    A day at the spa is nice, but lonely. Nicer if you go with her. Then again, it's a one-time dealio. Don't you want to give her something that she can remembery you by, something to look at and think of you?
    Nah, I'd want it to be all about her

  14. #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsugar
    Two words, friend.

    Chia.

    Pet.
    Correction....

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr..._chia_thug.jpg
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

  15. #90
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    I made up two jokes about Hostess snack food products today, I'm tired.

    But it's a good kind of tired.

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