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  1. 12-14-2004, 06:28 PM #1
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    Angry Vell ah've got NEWS FOR YOU....

    YOU ARE MINE NOW!!!!

    YOU BELONG TO ME!!!!

    I hef been busy making moofies, vorking out, und running zis state of Kalifornia. Fortunately ze capital is close to ze Tahoe und I can go skiing as I hef used to do in my native Austria.
    Vell I hope you leaf enough room for my FIST because I am going to RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!!!
  2. 12-14-2004, 06:56 PM #2
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    I wonder if that was your hummer that I parked next to at KW on Sunday?

    Hey, aren't you pretty short in real life?
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  3. 12-14-2004, 07:04 PM #3
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    Angry

    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater
    I wonder if that was your hummer that I parked next to at KW on Sunday?

    Hey, aren't you pretty short in real life?

    I am Vunhundred und eightyeight centimeters of muscle, girly man! I vas alvays interested in proportion and perfection. Vhen I was fifteen, I took off my clothes und looked in ze mirror. Vhen I stared at myself naked, I realized zat to be perfectly proportioned I vould need tventy-inch arms to match the rest of me.

    Pleaze do not park next to my Humvee in future. Ze body odor stench of your girlyman car vas too overvhelming.
    Vell I hope you leaf enough room for my FIST because I am going to RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!!!
  4. 12-14-2004, 07:15 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Pleaze do not park next to my Humvee in future. Ze body odor stench of your girlyman car vas too overvhelming.
    Rhetorical question....

    If I were a girly man, wouldn't my body odor be less than if I weren't?
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  5. 12-14-2004, 07:20 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Pleaze do not park next to my Humvee in future. Ze body odor stench of your girlyman car vas too overvhelming.
    Damn.. I wonder how he'll take it when either Hardrider or I park our reeking P.O.S.-es next to him.
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  6. 12-14-2004, 07:20 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater
    Rhetorical question....

    If I were a girly man, wouldn't my body odor be less than if I weren't?
    No. It would just be more fruity.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
  7. 12-14-2004, 10:06 PM #7
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    Hey Ahhhnold--

    FNG's got some German Potato Salad for you.
  8. 12-15-2004, 03:14 AM #8
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    Arnie, who's the flabby little gurly man now?

    http://www.hero.com/public/schwarzenegger.jpg
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
  9. 12-15-2004, 10:43 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Arnie, who's the flabby little gurly man now?

    http://www.hero.com/public/schwarzenegger.jpg
    I'd like a ruling on this....

    While the picture of Ahnuld in a speedo proves a point, it's not a thinkg that I want to see...
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  10. 12-15-2004, 11:18 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Arnie, who's the flabby little gurly man now?

    http://www.hero.com/public/schwarzenegger.jpg
    oh, man that is sad. guy looks like he has been avoiding the gym like the plague.

    what makes him think he should still be wearing a speedo?
  11. 12-15-2004, 11:31 AM #11
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    Ahnold Qualifies for Honorary Maggothood

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