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    Wink

    So who's gonna come clean as britney, Tap's new girlfriend?
    That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
    When you swallow it all
    Wallow and drown in your sorrow
    And tomorrow you're probably gonna wanna do it again
    What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend, screw it
    Whats a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
    Whats a little fight?
    Tomorrow you'll be boys again
    It's your life live it however you wanna
    Marijuana is everywhere, where was you brought up?
    It don't matter as long as you get where you're goin'
    Cause none of this shit's gonna mean shit where we're goin
    They tell you to stop but you just sit there ignorin'
    Even though you wake up feelin' like shit every morning
    But your young you got a lot of drugs to do
    Girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you

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    come on....I know there's more out there

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    Tyrone: you were Lao Tzu? That was good shit, man. Hey, who was Jack Handey? The one that posted all those hilarious pics w/ captions?

    Since we're coming clean on aliiaieiai (however you spell it... aliae?): I was never anybody but Samwich. Except for before I was Samwich. Then I was Paradise@Crystal... but that was two years ago.

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    Originally posted by Samwich:
    <STRONG>Tyrone: you were Lao Tzu?
    </STRONG>
    were? still am...

    and I think Twoplanker has been outed as the new,funny Jack Handy.
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    come on Ahhhnold, we know who you are
    My Montana has an East Infection

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    Originally posted by Mountainman:
    <STRONG>come on Ahhhnold, we know who you are </STRONG>

    Whooooo iz yo daddy........

    Seriously, Primedia is fuct. I feel so violated...it was like coming back from vacation and finding your house had burnt down.

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    Originally posted by funkendrenchman:
    <STRONG> http://www.mastercard.com/images/logo.gif </STRONG>
    As your Attorney, I advise you to fess up a few more....

    [ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: iskibc ]

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    Originally posted by iskibc:
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    As your Attorney, I advise you to fess up a few more....

    [ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: iskibc ]</STRONG>
    I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman your senior drill instructor.
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    Others may be rather obvious

    Can you declare me the winner?

    [ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: funkendrenchman ]

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    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces:
    <STRONG>Tyrone Shoelaces = Lao Tzu
    part time Poppa Woody too.
    edit: oh yeah, part time yo mamma as well
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    J.O.N.G.!

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    Originally posted by tuffy109:
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    sorry, "someones". no need to be a dick already.</STRONG>
    Geez, are you one of those sensitive Cali types? Can I be a dick now?
    Anyway, I was Jenny Tull the retroller, Ullr the "*" responder, an occasional poppa woody and doctor dark the obvious when I couldn't get the Buster pword.
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    Trust me, I'll be watching you all. Hippies!

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    Funken, Mastercard is classic. Nice job.

    Twoplanks gets best alias ever award.

    Ted Stryker is a collective obviously. Y'all might as confess and save me some time (please!).

    And iceman, "who is everyone", ain't no one but iceman. Go figure.

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    I was Volkl Yolkl. Goal was to have some bitchy but believable Women Studies broad come in and get everyone to hate her, then have Meg, her stupid but easy target of a friend come in and troll you suckers into the ground.

    I was bored. And it woulda been beautiful, too. But it felt too weird being a babe outside of a lesbian chat room.


    J-

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    I was Fredrick Esq. III a long time ago.

    Clickety

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    Damn. I feel kinda left out. Well I had one, but I promised I would never tell. Sorry

    funkendrenchman. You're a devil dog?

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    This is hilarious - like the morning after a big Halloween party where you get to see who everyone is.

    Jay - nice work. I was getting so irritated with VY!

    me = shredbetty

    I'm sure no one remembers this one - it was about a year ago and I came on here as a joke (not knowing how totally amazing this place would end up being). Managed to piss a bunch of you off as a ditsty obnoxious snowboarding teeny bopper (the only true part being that I snowboard). The Dork wanted to beat me up.
    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”

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    I thought about starting an alias many times, but I had fun reading everyone's posts without pissing everybody off. I finally used the alias ALF for no apparent reason and then the next day some jong showed up with a bunch of stupid ass questions that let me put ALF to work. I think ALF probably only had less than 10 posts.

    Jesus, this is like a therapy thread. Everyone is coming clean, new start type of deal.

    ^
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    Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
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    me = shredbetty

    a ditsty obnoxious snowboarding teeny bopper (the only true part being that I snowboard). The Dork wanted to beat me up.</STRONG>
    that was YOU??? http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lol.gif

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    Originally posted by Pinner:
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    that was YOU??? http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lol.gif </STRONG>
    er....are you being sarcastic? I'd be (strangely) proud if you remembered that thread!
    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”

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    Thumbs up

    Of course! You seemed oddly likable.

    For a total raving bitch.

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    Never fully developed my skills, had a few that fell short of my dreams. Cayenne Pepper Man, Joe Pro....

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    Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
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    er....are you being sarcastic? I'd be (strangely) proud if you remembered that thread!</STRONG>

    You are being modest!! That was a hard thread to forget, several hundred posts in one day, the dork calling you out, all the references to mud wrestling, etc...

    Funny thread!
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    I was Brad Hamilton before the revolution. But than after the revolution someone else stole it.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Telenater = Mr. Busdriver (unfortunately justifiably) and TROLL (which I never ressurected).
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
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