Somebody explain to me what the heck is a brazil nut anyway and why do they have to be included with mixed nuts? Clearly they are gross, and there are too many of them. They overwhelm in every way. Does anyone here actually like brazil nuts? If so, please speak up so I can tell you that you are a freaking weirdo!
Almonds: sweet, tasty, delicate yumminess. Cashews: rich, buttery, total delight. Brazil nuts: big, weird, and bland...reminds me of that kooky co-worker you can't stand talking to but have to tolerate anyway.
I thought of this because I just snacked on some delicious little almonds, cashews, and pecans. And those rude brazil nuts kept on rolling around...gettin in my way.
If you luv these gross things I'll send you a bunch because I pick around them. Even the squirrels here will not touch them because they know it's a crappy nut.
Glad I could vent on this. It's been bugging me for a long time. That's why I luv this place. I can tell all y'all just about anything!

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Almonds: sweet, tasty, delicate yumminess. Cashews: rich, buttery, total delight. Brazil nuts: big, weird, and bland...reminds me of that kooky co-worker you can't stand talking to but have to tolerate anyway.
I thought of this because I just snacked on some delicious little almonds, cashews, and pecans. And those rude brazil nuts kept on rolling around...gettin in my way.
If you luv these gross things I'll send you a bunch because I pick around them. Even the squirrels here will not touch them because they know it's a crappy nut.
Glad I could vent on this. It's been bugging me for a long time. That's why I luv this place. I can tell all y'all just about anything!

Sprite
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