Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call

**stompinlines** · 01-06-2011, 07:28 PM

Whoa...good closer.
nsfw

**belgian** · 01-06-2011, 10:13 PM

LMFAO with the hate on "the North." Good lord, is there nothing more important going on in this dude's life?

**Tippster** · 01-06-2011, 10:31 PM

... a woman, that's a little plump...Scotch girl."

"Jimmy Dean sausage is for Southern people to eat for their breakfast with their fried eggs and their T-Bone steaks.""

**Rontele** · 01-07-2011, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

... a woman, that's a little plump...Scotch girl."

"Jimmy Dean sausage is for Southern people to eat for their breakfast with their fried eggs and their T-Bone steaks.""

I didn't know Mrs. Tipp was Scotch.

**freshie247** · 01-07-2011, 12:26 PM

And then Hilarity ensued. Inbreeding, just say NO!

doughboyshredder · 01-07-2011, 12:49 PM

comedy.

But, he is spot on.

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home...ts-lose-weight

Which is why you should always shop based on per unit price.

**schwerty** · 01-07-2011, 01:14 PM

I'd love to see that family's Xmas card!

**iceman** · 01-07-2011, 01:37 PM

I'm pretty sure that was John Goodman.

**Mary Jane Hottie** · 01-07-2011, 02:47 PM

FUCK, now I wanna eat god dammit!

**woodstocksez** · 01-07-2011, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

"Jimmy Dean sausage is for Southern people to eat for their breakfast with their fried eggs and their T-Bone steaks.""

And didn't he mention something about two dozen eggs as part of that breakfast?

They should be ashamed. Bunch of lightweights can't handle two 12 ounce packages for breakfast. Though I confess grudging admiration for "consumer geekaroid" and "Save money. Fuck, I wanna eat, goddammit."

**mtskier** · 01-07-2011, 03:28 PM

he goes off the handle at the end there.

no way 4 oz. is the difference from that family of hogs being hungry to being full. no way.

**RootSkier** · 01-07-2011, 03:47 PM

600 pounds of men...sounds like irul and rontele meeting for after work martinis.

**skiATL** · 01-07-2011, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by belgian

LMFAO with the hate on "the North." Good lord, is there nothing more important going on in this dude's life?

well, you know, the north does suck.

**iceman** · 01-07-2011, 05:00 PM

Fine, we'll make some okra-flavored sausage for you. That should keep you buncha gomers quiet for a while.

**dumpy** · 01-07-2011, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by skiATL

well, you know, the north does suck.

Well, we do have skiing, won the war and are on average more educated.

Whats the South got? Better college football teams?

**dumpy** · 01-07-2011, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by RootSkier

600 pounds of men...sounds like irul and rontele meeting for after work martinis.

Don't think so..

**ill-advised strategy** · 01-08-2011, 04:27 AM

This is reminiscent of Christmas in Taos.

**buttahflake** · 01-08-2011, 08:17 AM

i'm a huge O&A fan. love little jimmy. here's there take on 'sositch'

**Caucasian Asian** · 01-08-2011, 09:01 AM

A couple. Dozen. Eggs.

Welcome to Obesity. Population: You five fat fucks.

**skiATL** · 01-08-2011, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by dumpy

Well, we do have skiing, won the war and are on average more educated.

Whats the South got? Better college football teams?

yup, and hotter girls and people here are actually friendly, although all the carpetbaggers are fucking that up.

**BigDaddy** · 01-08-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by skiATL

yup, and hotter girls and people here are actually friendly, although all the carpetbaggers are fucking that up.

You have to be friendly... you're so goddamned fat, it takes a day or two to pass each other in the Walmart aisles. You get to be pretty tight when your squashed together for a few days between the Jimmy Dean and Spam displays, waiting for the jaws of life to arrive.

**warthog** · 01-08-2011, 10:51 AM

Well, I am from CT and live in FL, and I can tell you one thing.
Texas has it's own designation, kinda like CA and FL. It is not the South- it is TEXAS.

**Trainwreck** · 01-08-2011, 10:52 AM

Texas, the great american gene puddle.

**skiATL** · 01-08-2011, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

You have to be friendly... you're so goddamned fat, it takes a day or two to pass each other in the Walmart aisles. You get to be pretty tight when your squashed together for a few days between the Jimmy Dean and Spam displays, waiting for the jaws of life to arrive.

speaking of fatness. we have awesome food. Although its kentucky, kfc is from kentucky, but chick fil a, popeyes, church's chicken, raising cane's, zaxby's are all from the south too, and we got some sick ass bbq too.

i hope you do know that there really arent that many fat people though. Note, this does not apply to mississippi

**Vt-Freeheel** · 01-08-2011, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by skiATL

speaking of fatness. we have awesome food. Although its kentucky, kfc is from kentucky, but chick fil a, popeyes, church's chicken, raising cane's, zaxby's are all from the south too,

Please,awesome food