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    Join Gordy for the real deal Straightline camp in the Chugach

    Here it is folks! The straightline camp on steroids. Ski big AK lines with Gordy and drink with Owens. What more could you possibly want?
    http://www.chugachpowderguides.com/gordy.html

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    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    Who wants to sponsor me?

    I'm starting a collection! I accept cash, checks or credit cards through paypal.

    Thanks.
    Last edited by powderwhore; 12-07-2004 at 02:33 AM.

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    Whoever said money can't buy happiness?

    Damn, selling my truck wouldn't even cover it.
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    AK stylee

    Quote Originally Posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    What more could you possibly want?
    Matenuska Thunderfuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baconzoo
    Matenuska Thunderfuck
    I have 'lil 'ole sumpthin' (damn three ' words in a row!) in the freezer section you might just like.

    Heh, that's even fuinnier having walked down the Matanuska once.

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    Quick, someone ship cantdog to LA and pimp him out so we can all afford to go.

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    Str8 and Owens and Sarge-

    If I had 6 grand, I'd spend it just to touch you.

    Sincerely,

    GC
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by likwid
    Quick, someone ship cantdog to LA and pimp him out so we can all afford to go.
    Only if I can pretend to a be a lesbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CantDog
    Only if I can pretend to a be a lesbian.
    Pretend? I don't understand.

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    Really, the price is only $100 a day over the normal heli package price for day and night camp activities.
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    Really, the price is only $100 a day over the normal heli package price for day and night camp activities.
    When you say it like that, I don't see how I can afford not to go!



    edit: my accountant just explained how I can afford not to go.
    Last edited by phUnk; 12-07-2004 at 02:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    When you say it like that, I don't see how I can afford not to go!



    edit: my accountant just explained how I can afford not to go.
    Who you gonna listen to, the number crunching dweebs or your ole' buddy Owens?
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baconzoo
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    HAHAHAHAAHAHA you know a buddy of mine knows a guy who knows snoops dealer up here MTF, most potent ever


    Edit: ONS do you need someone to shine your shoes wash the heli/ hanger wax your skis guide your clients in kings and corn, or clean toilets ect ect?

    Edit Edit: Can i please just come hang out with str8line and drool on the heli in march?
    Last edited by ak_powder_monkey; 12-07-2004 at 07:55 PM.
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    hmmmmm.........

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    It's times like this that make me think that maybe I SHOULD have whored myself out to the Corporate slave master instead of choosing to surf the web from a university.
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    ^^^^To dream and to consider funding this trip for next season over the course of the year...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lph
    hmmmmm.........
    do it! dooooooooooo it!
    Waste your time, read my crap, at:
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    Quote Originally Posted by lph
    hmmmmm.........
    Don't even think of looking at that double occupancy figure. I'm not getting sucked into this. It would be the financial equivalent of selling my left testicle.
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    Hmmmmm...is ebay still letting people sell body parts?
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Don't even think of looking at that double occupancy figure. I'm not getting sucked into this. It would be the financial equivalent of selling my left testicle.
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    Hmmmmm...is ebay still letting people sell body parts?
    christ, i haven't even mentioned it yet and you are already saying no???

    I mean come on give it a little thought, this is a rare opportunity and YOU KNOW YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT! We will come back saying it was one of the greatest experiences of our lives, you know i am right.

    Think about it, that is all I am saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Don't even think of looking at that double occupancy figure. I'm not getting sucked into this. It would be the financial equivalent of selling my left testicle.
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    Hmmmmm...is ebay still letting people sell body parts?
    What's the going rate on a left testicle these days ?


    Hmm... starting bid $24.00...
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    Damnit!!!

    lph, pizza boy ratted you out. Hence the pre-emptive strike. He tried to be cryptic but I threatened to beat the snot out of him. But you never know. I may be working for the man again by then, which would give me some disposable income....

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    Edit: Hmmmm...I wonder how many AMEX miles I need to get a free ticket to SA... Fack!!! You bastards. I hate debt!!!!
    Last edited by Arty50; 12-09-2004 at 12:31 AM.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    I hate debt!!!!
    Its the American way...just do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
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    Edit: ONS do you need someone to shine your shoes wash the heli/ hanger wax your skis guide your clients in kings and corn, or clean toilets ect ect?

    Edit Edit: Can i please just come hang out with str8line and drool on the heli in march?
    I'm sure you can come hang out, but if you drool on my bird, you'll have a problem.
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    I'm sure you can come hang out, but if you drool on my bird, you'll have a problem.
    Hahahaha good call

    Slight change of topic whats an hour of heli flying time cost appoximently?
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    Ok, here's a really dumb question.

    My sister is going on a heli trip this year, and she heard that she can't take her own skis. She has to rent from the heli op. This seems like the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why would you force someone to give up their super comfy familiar sticks and instead ski some random ski? Especially since they just threw down $5-6k. End rant.

    Anyway, can I bring my own skis along? If I'm gonna sell my soul to the devil along with my left testicle and encumber the next three generations of my family in debt, I want to know that I can use my Spatulas and Gotamas.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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