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  1. 12-05-2010, 06:37 PM #1
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    Shitters full, Merry Christmas

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    Fuckina people, here's a green circle to get this ball rolling:


    Grace? She died 30 years ago!
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    Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
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    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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    Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
    Bend over and I'll show you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedWolf View Post
    Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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  12. 12-06-2010, 07:05 AM #12
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    Merry Christmas...kiss my ass...kiss his ass...kiss your ass...Happy Hanukkah!
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    Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

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    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loon View Post
    Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
    Bend over and I'll show you.
    can't remember if it is: [husband]"don't talk to me that way"... or [wife]"don't talk to my husband that way"...

    but then the killer: [clark]"I wasn't talking to him (you)..."
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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  23. 12-06-2010, 02:07 PM #23
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    little full... lotta sap.
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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