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Thread: Egg Nog time, bitchasses.
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12-01-2004, 05:38 PM #1
Egg Nog time, bitchasses.
I just had my first of countless glasses of eggnog for the hollydaes. I promise that this stuff will give me at least 1 extra chin by January.
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12-02-2004, 09:56 AM #2
But it will be worth it. In my office, Fridays in December are egg nog day. Bring the egg nog on!
I ski because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things.
"This deep snow makes my skis stupid!"
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12-02-2004, 03:38 PM #3
Better with eggnog, rum or whiskey?
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12-02-2004, 05:34 PM #4Been there, skied that.
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spiced rum ! then add pumpkin pie. you'll definitely have the fat girls knocking at the door for all 12 days of christmas !
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12-02-2004, 09:04 PM #5
Arrr, matey, the answer's always RUM
I ski because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things.
"This deep snow makes my skis stupid!"
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12-02-2004, 09:13 PM #6
I've been having nightly doses of Rum and Egg Nog. God damn i love that stuff. Switched to the light egg nog today, gotta keep that girlish figure
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12-02-2004, 11:56 PM #7Been there, skied that.
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light egg nog ? that stuff isnt actually worth drinking is it ? if skim milk tastes like canned milk for old people, light eggnog has to be about the same. i say screw it. drink the real eggnog until new years, start taking some diet pill, sue the diet pill company for some weird side effect and retire to whistler !
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12-06-2004, 08:04 PM #8
Eggnog is the product of true evil. Kind of like Oarhead flexing his biochem muscles.
Fat slows absorption of alcohol, alcohol slows the absorption of fat. So you're fine, soberish after 8 glasses at grandma's, lit like a Havana 10 minutes after getting behind the wheel, puking by home, and buying bulk TP at Costco 2 days later.
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12-06-2004, 08:19 PM #9
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12-09-2004, 04:09 AM #10
Servings per container = 16
Calories per serving = 190
3040 caloreis per container.
Ugh. I drank two containers today. What the hell was I thinking? This stuff is like liquid crack.
It's not fair that this stuff is only available during christmas! How the hell am I supposed to drink a whole years worth of eggnog in eight weeks?Last edited by Geoff; 12-12-2004 at 09:23 PM.
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12-22-2004, 02:55 AM #11
Oh sweet jesus. I really need to cut back on this stuff.
I just gave birth to a four-pound brick of solid eggnog.Last edited by Geoff; 11-29-2006 at 05:56 AM.
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12-22-2004, 04:46 PM #12Originally Posted by FNG
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12-23-2004, 06:30 AM #13
i'm a fan of the egg nog, at leat of the stuff from the supermarket. and i need to give props to the mcdonald's egg nog milkshake, second only to the shamrock shake in my estimation. anyhow, most of the time i'll even go for the fancy brand of egg nog instead of the regular kind. last weekend i had some homemade egg nog, and it was kind of a revelation. totally different than the pre-made stuff... thinner, tastier, altogether different.
it was kind of like eating a steak. i like steak, and don't really have a problem with how meat is butchered or whatever- i just really don't wanna actually watch my steak go from mooing in the pasture to sizzling on the grill. similarly, it kind of turned my stomach to watch the egg being cracked into a bowl and eventually becoming a tasty beverage topped with a sprinkles of cinnamon. sometimes i'm glad i don't know about certain things.
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11-28-2006, 04:50 PM #14
Bumpity-boo! Stopping at the grocery and liquor stores on the way home.
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11-28-2006, 05:29 PM #15
Eggnog=instant waistline
But I love it.Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel
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11-29-2006, 01:01 PM #16
Give me nog or give me death.
"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir
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11-29-2006, 01:07 PM #17
Half rum, half brandy.
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11-29-2006, 01:34 PM #18
Naturally the only answer is Bourbon. Cognac is gay.
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11-29-2006, 01:36 PM #19
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11-29-2006, 02:12 PM #20
Same as holly nog? I just saw that in the grocery store.
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11-29-2006, 03:23 PM #21
Find Silk Nog- waistline will grow less fasterer.
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11-29-2006, 04:25 PM #22
No nog in Oz ftl.
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11-29-2006, 04:28 PM #23
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11-29-2006, 04:37 PM #24
Silk Nog = definitely gay. But since SSD is now fucking dudes (it used to be gay but isn't now, right?), I suppose this is a small price to pay.
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11-29-2006, 04:40 PM #25
gotta make some room in the fridge - ninjabirdman goes through this stuff faster than ... uh ... water? ... beer? ... well, he goes through it fast
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