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  1. #151
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    ^^^Can u picture her and that huge dude fucking??? That must be tough on her...

  2. #152
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    Heh. I can't believe I forgot about this thread this Summer.

    We have a special camp here called Camp Rainbow Gold for kids with cancer. Given that this is Sun Valley, the camp often features celebrity volunteers an visitors. People like Demi Moore, Tiffany Amber Theisen, Rob Snyder and others help out.

    Last summer, I was at the Hailey Folk Festival and got pretty damned drunk. Me and two friends ended up at a local sushi joint after hours with the owner, Tiffany Amber Theisen, her husband and.....yup....Christina Ricci. We were just chillin' in the back room, drinking really expensive wine and sake, listening to Built to Spill and talking about stupid shit. She was cool as shit, actually pretty quiet but friendly. After a while, the conversation turns into a game of "I Never." Let me just say this...there is apparently very little that Ricci hasn't done. It became the joke of the night, with Tiffany calling her a slut and shit. I had a huge boner, threatening to knock over the wine bottles or poke somebody in the eye.

    After about 2 hours at the sushi joint, we ended up at the owner's house which is on the Big Wood River. There were a few more people there and TONS of drugs. While I've only been to Hollywood once, I have to say that those folks are not afraid of the August blizzard, nor sweaty upper lips. We were all partying pretty hard, and the next thing I know, the whole party is in the massive, stone hot tub that basically sits over the river. I'm in my boxers, as is my buddy, cold beers in hand, bowls being passed around, and Tiffany and Christina jump in, BRA and PANTIES!

    Now to be honest, Tiffany might actually have a better body--she's got some serious norks and a tight little ass. But the allure of Ricci, probably stemming from this thread, and her quiet, mysterious demure made me bust buttons again. I was trying not to stare at her but it was tough and I was shit faced. I also kept trying to make jokes, and everyone would laugh, but I was really trying to get Ricci to laugh in hopes that she would think I was funny and want to fuck. After a while, though, we were all too wasted and shit got sloppy. The last thing I remember was her and Tiffany climbing out of the tub and Ricci pulling her black panties out of her pixie ass as she walked into the house all wet.


    This was all just a huge, elaborate lie.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post


    This was all just a huge, elaborate lie.

    You suck.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

  4. #154
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    that's just amazing. Laughing so hard I's in tears.

  5. #155
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    On the Graham Norton show with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant...



    Parts 2, 3 and 4 are available, but less Ricci focused.
    "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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    After Life

    Is she dead or alive?
    She definitely plays the role of naked corpse quite well.

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    Bump for irul and basom.

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    Such a classic.

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    Christina Ricci is not having basom's child

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    I hope so. Congrats to the man! 1heads are just fine when it comes down to that.

    Although, I am a twin, so I probably shouldn't shit on 2 heads.

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    Is her noggin any bigger now? It's been 10 years. Shit grows

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    Why do i love Christina Ricci?


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    Bump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Bump.
    her fivehead is so huge
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    Buffalo 66

    For me personally Christina Ricci's best (in terms of looks was Buffalo 66). and before anyone says something about her age in 1998 (I am 6 years younger than her). She looked much better when she was thick in the late 90's. she is so skinny now, couple that in with the reported breast reduction she had and she is a far cry from her prime.

  16. #166
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    Did you join the board to tell us that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimBrown333 View Post
    and before anyone says something about her age in 1998 (I am 6 years younger than her).
    Then shouldn't you be posting this drivel on NewSchoolerz?
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Heh. I can't believe I forgot about this thread this Summer.

    We have a special camp here called Camp Rainbow Gold for kids with cancer. Given that this is Sun Valley, the camp often features celebrity volunteers an visitors. People like Demi Moore, Tiffany Amber Theisen, Rob Snyder and others help out.

    Last summer, I was at the Hailey Folk Festival and got pretty damned drunk. Me and two friends ended up at a local sushi joint after hours with the owner, Tiffany Amber Theisen, her husband and.....yup....Christina Ricci. We were just chillin' in the back room, drinking really expensive wine and sake, listening to Built to Spill and talking about stupid shit. She was cool as shit, actually pretty quiet but friendly. After a while, the conversation turns into a game of "I Never." Let me just say this...there is apparently very little that Ricci hasn't done. It became the joke of the night, with Tiffany calling her a slut and shit. I had a huge boner, threatening to knock over the wine bottles or poke somebody in the eye.

    After about 2 hours at the sushi joint, we ended up at the owner's house which is on the Big Wood River. There were a few more people there and TONS of drugs. While I've only been to Hollywood once, I have to say that those folks are not afraid of the August blizzard, nor sweaty upper lips. We were all partying pretty hard, and the next thing I know, the whole party is in the massive, stone hot tub that basically sits over the river. I'm in my boxers, as is my buddy, cold beers in hand, bowls being passed around, and Tiffany and Christina jump in, BRA and PANTIES!

    Now to be honest, Tiffany might actually have a better body--she's got some serious norks and a tight little ass. But the allure of Ricci, probably stemming from this thread, and her quiet, mysterious demure made me bust buttons again. I was trying not to stare at her but it was tough and I was shit faced. I also kept trying to make jokes, and everyone would laugh, but I was really trying to get Ricci to laugh in hopes that she would think I was funny and want to fuck. After a while, though, we were all too wasted and shit got sloppy. The last thing I remember was her and Tiffany climbing out of the tub and Ricci pulling her black panties out of her pixie ass as she walked into the house all wet.


    This was all just a huge, elaborate lie.
    We don't get enough post like this anymore. And I take my fair share of responsibility for that.
    Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes.

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    He had me going though.

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