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  1. #1
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    Things that are unacceptable

    1. Skiing with a school backpack
    2. A fat chick with small tits
    3. A dumb nerd
    4. A hippy that doesn't do drugs
    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Telemarking Lawyer/Barista

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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    Telemarking Lawyer/Barista
    You forgot to mention the 29er in there. I think that is pretty important to fit the unacceptable category.

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    Lowfat chocolate milk
    All I want is to be hardcore.

    www.tonystreks.com

  5. #5
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    salomon z10s with wide brakes

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    Putting make-up on for a powder day.
    Shut your eyes and think of somewhere. Somewhere cold and caked with snow.

  7. #7
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    Walmart bikes upgraded with XTR derailleurs
    I resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.

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  8. #8
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    Starting this thread

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    Having an important piece of equipment fail on a powder day.
    Losing internet service while whacking off.
    Check engine light.

  10. #10
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    The uber flirty chick at work who turns out to be uber christian.

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    using the word 'uber'
    Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.

  12. #12
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    My skiing backpack is my school backpack.
    ((. The joy I get from skiing...
    .))
    ((. That's worth living for.
    .))

  13. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidewall View Post
    Losing internet service while whacking off.
    Not having pre-downloaded back-up.

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    spiders

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

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    Girls w/o rhythm.

    Warm beer.

    Overcooked steaks.

    10mph under the speed limit.

    "Friends" who only mooch - never contribute/pay/hold.

    Related: party guests who only bring themselves.

  16. #16
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    Farting in elevators.
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

  17. #17
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    park rats complaining on a pow day
    chicken flavored tofu
    grumpy lifties
    I've got the key to the highway... I'm gonna leave here runnin', walkin's far too slow

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    Cruising in the passing lane
    Holding the joint while talking for so long that it goes out
    Parking your car in the middle of two/four parking spots
    “Money has never been my god — never.” - The Chief

  19. #19
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    Gate bangers complaining about powder days.

    Scooters, especially with 250cc+ engines (old Vespas excepted).

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Cruising in the passing lane
    Holding the joint while talking for so long that it goes out
    Parking your car in the middle of two/four parking spots
    “Money has never been my god — never.” - The Chief

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    Unintentional double-posting
    “Money has never been my god — never.” - The Chief

  22. #22
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    Timeshare maintenance fees

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    "Bacon" that isn't made from pig
    3.2 beer
    Rollerblades

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    smokin' hot lesbians
    minivan with chains a week after it last snowed
    current state of US gov't
    guys in tight jeans
    1-ply toilet paper
    big muffs
    “I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba

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    Chicks with dicks

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