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Thread: Things that are unacceptable
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11-13-2010, 04:48 PM #1
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11-13-2010, 05:06 PM #2
Telemarking Lawyer/Barista
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11-13-2010, 05:08 PM #3
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11-13-2010, 05:15 PM #4Registered User
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Lowfat chocolate milk
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11-13-2010, 05:17 PM #5
salomon z10s with wide brakes
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11-13-2010, 05:24 PM #6
Putting make-up on for a powder day.
Shut your eyes and think of somewhere. Somewhere cold and caked with snow.
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11-13-2010, 05:29 PM #7
Walmart bikes upgraded with XTR derailleurs
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11-13-2010, 05:49 PM #8
Starting this thread
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11-13-2010, 06:04 PM #9
Having an important piece of equipment fail on a powder day.
Losing internet service while whacking off.
Check engine light.
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11-13-2010, 06:04 PM #10
The uber flirty chick at work who turns out to be uber christian.
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11-13-2010, 06:15 PM #11
using the word 'uber'
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
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11-13-2010, 06:25 PM #12
My skiing backpack is my school backpack.
((. The joy I get from skiing...
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((. That's worth living for.
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11-13-2010, 06:38 PM #13
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11-13-2010, 06:43 PM #14
spiders
45678Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
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11-13-2010, 06:53 PM #15
Girls w/o rhythm.
Warm beer.
Overcooked steaks.
10mph under the speed limit.
"Friends" who only mooch - never contribute/pay/hold.
Related: party guests who only bring themselves.
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11-13-2010, 06:59 PM #16
Farting in elevators.
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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11-13-2010, 07:01 PM #17
park rats complaining on a pow day
chicken flavored tofu
grumpy liftiesI've got the key to the highway... I'm gonna leave here runnin', walkin's far too slow
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11-13-2010, 07:21 PM #18
Cruising in the passing lane
Holding the joint while talking for so long that it goes out
Parking your car in the middle of two/four parking spots“Money has never been my god — never.” - The Chief
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11-13-2010, 07:23 PM #19
Gate bangers complaining about powder days.
Scooters, especially with 250cc+ engines (old Vespas excepted).
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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11-13-2010, 08:01 PM #20
Cruising in the passing lane
Holding the joint while talking for so long that it goes out
Parking your car in the middle of two/four parking spots“Money has never been my god — never.” - The Chief
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11-13-2010, 08:03 PM #21
Unintentional double-posting
“Money has never been my god — never.” - The Chief
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11-13-2010, 08:04 PM #22Good-lookin' wool
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Timeshare maintenance fees
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11-13-2010, 08:09 PM #23
"Bacon" that isn't made from pig
3.2 beer
Rollerblades
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11-13-2010, 08:25 PM #24
smokin' hot lesbians
minivan with chains a week after it last snowed
current state of US gov't
guys in tight jeans
1-ply toilet paper
big muffs“I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba
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11-13-2010, 08:28 PM #25I touched your avatar
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