Things that are unacceptable

[Big Snowballs]

Women with hairy forearms.


OK I guess there are some exceptions.

[boltonoutlaw]

Hm. Well I'm glad I'm not gonna have any more kids then. Copious amounts of alcohol, caffeine, nicotine and anything else I could find certainly didn't hinder my ability to procreate is all I can say.

Procreating, and procreating successfully are two entirely different matters.

[Alaskan Rover]

Women with hairy forearms.


OK I guess there are some exceptions.

Odd that that first one on top is quite fundementally pretty....as if they are some guy's arms grafted on to an otherwise nicely feminine body. I just wonder what her arpits look like. Still the rest of her seems pretty hot to me.

The website says wwwdotgirlswithhairyarmsdotnet....I just wonder, then, if that can be some guy's arm...and the guy is hidden behind her, and her arm is actually hanging down where it can't be seen. Sorta trick photography....because that is a REALLY hairy arm.

That other one, wearing the the arm thing....with a gorgeous face and body like that, she could have arms like a hairy orangutan as far as I care. The word "beautiful" does her no justice whatsoever!!

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[Jethro]

I am not sure about the science of it, but it has to due with the little guys motility and morphology. How well they swim and their shape. At some level I think some Dr.s would tell everyone not to consume alcohol or caffeine. Hopefully this is short term.

[mmmm...pow!]

How about the Dr's orders to my wife and I of no caffeine or alcohol until she gets pregnant? Not even decaf coffee. At least I get to resume drinking and caffeine then, she will have another nine months

I'm confused. Is it possible to conceive a child without alcohol? With one's own wife, no less?

[mobygrape]

co-workers IMing 'k' rather than OK.

you're not a 15 year old girl, are you?

[bornincolorado]

co-workers IMing 'k' rather than OK.

you're not a 15 year old girl, are you?

better than a single J

[dk_alaskan]

watching sinamax to get off. if you want to watch porn, WATCH porn, not just a bunch of loose mormons sans magical underwear practicing the classic Utah dry hump bump and grind.

[wicked_sick]

Overcooked broccoli

[concretejungle]

Hotels without a fridge.

[k2skier112]

David Lee Roth
Dudes with Vaginas
Guns n Roses
General Motors Corp
George W Bush
Running red lights
Fog lights when there's no fog

[k2skier112]

War over religious views
Partisan hack dems & repubs
Reality TV
American Idol
Debit card purchases under $5
Whiney cunts bitching about efficient check writers

[moose pit]

posting two lists back to back when one list would have done

[Alaskan Rover]

1) Sneaker shoelaces that are about 2 feet longer than they need to be.

Why in hell are the laces so long on new sneakers?? I end up cutting them and then you're screwed if you ever need to re-thread thru the holes. I've got enough left-over lace to make a hammock with.

2) Endless "No U-Turn" signs.

I'm having to make a U-turn to go to a store. Sign says I can't. Fine...I'll just make a left turn, then and make a U-turn when I can. Center medians on ALL the streets. So I turn left, drive half way to China until I see another likely turn. Fucking "No U-Turn" sign there TOO. Turn left AGAIN. Next intersection...."No U-Turn". AAAGGGGGHHHHHH !!!! End up turning into someone's drive to make a K-turn. As I'm leaving another car pulls into driveway and does the EXACT same thing. Must get 100 cars a day turning at that house. The cops sure seem to have a sense of humor.

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[WWCD]

efficient check writers

No such thing.

[Alaskan Rover]

Originally Posted by k2skier112" efficient check writers" No such thing.

Not true!!! They're called wives and girlfriends. Most efficient check writers out there!

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[SkiCougar]

putting the eggs, milk and cheese the furthest away from the entrance in grocery stores.

yes, we get it. you want us to walk down the snacks aisle or frozen foods so you can make money off a better markup item; but it still isnt right.

[PNWbrit]

Checks.
Debit Cards.

[Hutch]

Checks.

?

[HankScorpio]

Waiting in a long line at the post office with 2 employees (slowly) working the counter. Then one employee looks at the line and says, "I'm taking a break," and walks away.

Fuck you US Post Office. Fuck you.

[stuckathuntermtn]

AK Rover.

[doughboyshredder]

1) Sneaker shoelaces that are about 2 feet longer than they need to be.

Why in hell are the laces so long on new sneakers?? I end up cutting them and then you're screwed if you ever need to re-thread thru the holes. I've got enough left-over lace to make a hammock with.

2) Endless "No U-Turn" signs.

I'm having to make a U-turn to go to a store. Sign says I can't. Fine...I'll just make a left turn, then and make a U-turn when I can. Center medians on ALL the streets. So I turn left, drive half way to China until I see another likely turn. Fucking "No U-Turn" sign there TOO. Turn left AGAIN. Next intersection...."No U-Turn". AAAGGGGGHHHHHH !!!! End up turning into someone's drive to make a K-turn. As I'm leaving another car pulls into driveway and does the EXACT same thing. Must get 100 cars a day turning at that house. The cops sure seem to have a sense of humor.

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Holy shit your lack of any sort of common sense continually amazes me. Right hand turn, left hand turn, left hand turn, left hand turn. Is it really that difficult?

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[iceman]

Or just bang a fuckin' uie if there's no cops in sight.

[Alaskan Rover]

Holy shit your lack of any sort of common sense continually amazes me. Right hand turn, left hand turn, left hand turn, left hand turn. Is it really that difficult?

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Or it could be like New Jersey where you have to turn right and do the loop-d-loop and waltzing matilda for ALL your left-turns. Making a left-hand turn in New Jersey is basically a jailable offense. I'm pretty sure sirens go off and they scramble the F-18s whenever attempted there. For that reason New Jerseyites tend to drive 12 % more miles than in neighboring states.

I'm sure when they drive in other states, they have great fun just being able to turn left when they want....and spend the first day just turning left.....because they CAN.

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[k2skier112]

No such thing.

Troll. It's called being a business owner and wholesale distributers don't take plastic of any kind, so checks are still alive and well above the maggot level. But I mainly use cash.

At any store, 'cept Costco I can have the check pre written in line and have the balance done before I get the receipt.

Very simple if one has any kind of basic math and writing skillz. But by the posts here most obviously can't...