Things that are unacceptable

[IslandSnow]

Ruining good beer with a lime wedge.

I've seen many a beer with a lime wedge, but I've never seen a good beer with a lime wedge.

[legallyillegal]

driving from langley to north vancouver at 8:00 in the morning
driving from north vancouver to langley at 4:00 in the afternoon

[digitaldeath]

Couldnt you have just said "Rush Hour" you fucking show off

I hate you and anyone who lives near Whistler, i hope a bear mauls you!

[advres]

The gigantic bitch who just sat right next to me on the bus when there are, literally, only 3 other people on the bus (first stop).

[quienes?]

people who say "supposably"
the dizzingly ever-present misuse of the word "everyday" and the phrase "every day."
nazi grammarians
skiers who only pee inside ... yes this includes the ladies

[butterscotch]

The gigantic bitch who just sat right next to me on the bus when there are, literally, only 3 other people on the bus (first stop).

This. And people who stand too close to you in line. BACK THE FUCK OFF.

And since it's now ski season, people who stand on the tails of my skis in the lift line. They're called twin tips, they've been around for 10 years, everyone has them, BACK THE FUCK OFF.

[Meanfruit]

Kids who can sing the rhymes to 200 rap songs, but can't make change at the drive-thru.
Hot women who are way too young for me, and treat me like their dad.
Going to the gym, not to get better at sports, but just to keep from hurting myself.
Spending more to renovate my house then I could drop on 150 days of heli skiing.
Having my kids go meh to everything that I love, and trying to be ok with that.
Hard Right Politics.
Guys who can rip better then me, with shittier technique. Truely annoying.
Gay banter between guys. Just get over it and suck it already.
Being desensitized to violence.
And last, but not least, fake tits

[spook]

i'm sure it's been covered, but smokers tossing their butts wherever the fuck they want like it's not really dumping trash.

[snowmonster]

Where in the hell do you live this kind of shit goes on?

In Vermont, the san francisco of new england... duh!

I think Middlebury just won the Quidditch World Cup. (facepalm) Perhaps Qatar can host the next one.

[SterlingSpikeDancer]

-Spending a night at the bars playing wingman so well that your boy CAN'T fail...only to watch him not seal the deal
-Short fucks who sit in the emergency exit row of a plane while my tall ass gets packed into no leg room-ville
-hitting rocks or trees with your bases-on purpose or not
-when I ski my skinny skis for fun, asking if I have tried shape skis yet
-when I ski my fat skis asking me why I am on water-skis
-the fact the you have to put your pets to sleep someday
-being the only one in the house who knows how to load the fucking dishwasher the right way

[wicked_sick]

Cock Docking

[Meanfruit]

Cock Docking

I'm sorry, but what is this?

[legallyillegal]

I'm sorry, but what is this?

[advres]

Waking up and not being able to tell if you're hung over or still drunk.

[advres]

Coming to post ^ comment a second time because you forgot you posted it already...