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10-28-2010, 03:23 PM #1Registered User
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Hot little freshman....
Alias here. Somehow none have you figured out that this 2K + poster is only 19... but I digress.
So - as a fairly attractive and socially competent male, I've been taking full advantage of my Fraternity benefits and spent most of my freshman year with a new piece of ass in my bed every weekend (except winter - have to get after that snow).
I'm over it. Over the condoms, the monthly STI testing, the stolen clothes, the random underpinnings I find around my apartment, etc. Prior to whoring myself out, I was a pretty nice guy - with a 3.5 year gf throughout high school - which is probably what pushed me into the past year.
I've finally met a hot little freshman who makes my heart tingle and all that other shit. Rips on skis, vegan like me, etc. One problem - I can't get it up around her. Not just once, and not because I was drunk, but three times now, I've turned down that hot, panting body in my bed because I wasn't feeling it.
SO GAY. Just had to say that before you all did. WTF is going on here boys?
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10-28-2010, 03:24 PM #2
iceman snorts cialis in jeans
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10-28-2010, 03:25 PM #3
I need pictures to give proper advice. Naked pictures.
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10-28-2010, 03:27 PM #4Registered User
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Won't risk it - but she's 5'4, blonde, 32 C, perfect ass, and good face - like 8/10 face on a 9/10 body. Basically enough to let you know that I should be sporting a raging erection at the mere thought of her.
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10-28-2010, 03:28 PM #5Registered User
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10-28-2010, 03:33 PM #6
Should be obvious - you've spent so much time on here that you have turned gay.
NTTIAWWT
PM me her number and I will take care of her for you.
Good luck with your new sexuality.
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10-28-2010, 03:39 PM #7
Vegan and in a fraternity? My, how times have changed. I even went to Oregon and was in a fraternity--had I been a vegan instead of an alcoholic/stoner, I don't think I would have been getting a ton of varsh and probably would have been ostracized.
Anyhow, sweet blog and all that. We get it--you get the ladies."All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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10-28-2010, 03:41 PM #8Registered User
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Try eating a burger or steak, some red meat, some real nutrition.
"The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size."
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10-28-2010, 03:49 PM #9
Your post should have started something like this. " I never thought I would writing to you, I'm a freshman at a small midwestern university and I never thought something like this could happen to me......."
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10-28-2010, 03:53 PM #10
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10-28-2010, 04:00 PM #11Hudge
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der poopenhausen. That is all.
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10-28-2010, 04:11 PM #12
Lay off the weed. Eat meat. Take andro. Soon, you'll be springing wood on a bumpy car ride.
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam.
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10-28-2010, 04:12 PM #13Addicted to blow...er.
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if you're at the U of U, i'll take right over for ya, no questions asked.
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10-28-2010, 04:15 PM #14
andro eh? Tell me where I get some of this andro...I have a very bumpy driveway.
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10-28-2010, 04:21 PM #15
pics or STFU and GTFO.
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10-28-2010, 04:42 PM #16
Have suck your limp cock...if that don't work switch from TGR to gay porn sites.
...and eat some red meat.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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10-28-2010, 04:46 PM #17Addicted to blow...er.
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10-28-2010, 04:46 PM #18
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10-28-2010, 05:06 PM #19doughboyshredder Guest
You're obviously gay.
or, you just have serious intimacy issues, and can't get wood for a chick that you actually like.
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10-28-2010, 05:15 PM #20
my question is why is this girl still coming around for your limp dick?
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10-28-2010, 05:26 PM #21
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10-28-2010, 05:30 PM #22
You should go purse shopping with her instead. Find something to match your skirt.
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10-28-2010, 05:46 PM #23Hugh Conway Guest
Have you told her you're an attention whore? That'll probably be the deal breaker.
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10-28-2010, 05:58 PM #24
next time you F around with the little hoer bend her over, spread her ass, and spit on her clam. If that doesn't get you going I'd suggest buying rollerblades and making that phone call to your father...good luck
If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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10-28-2010, 06:16 PM #25
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