Hot little freshman....

**Sophosmorphus** · 10-28-2010, 03:23 PM

Alias here. Somehow none have you figured out that this 2K + poster is only 19... but I digress.

So - as a fairly attractive and socially competent male, I've been taking full advantage of my Fraternity benefits and spent most of my freshman year with a new piece of ass in my bed every weekend (except winter - have to get after that snow).

I'm over it. Over the condoms, the monthly STI testing, the stolen clothes, the random underpinnings I find around my apartment, etc. Prior to whoring myself out, I was a pretty nice guy - with a 3.5 year gf throughout high school - which is probably what pushed me into the past year.

I've finally met a hot little freshman who makes my heart tingle and all that other shit. Rips on skis, vegan like me, etc. One problem - I can't get it up around her. Not just once, and not because I was drunk, but three times now, I've turned down that hot, panting body in my bed because I wasn't feeling it.

SO GAY. Just had to say that before you all did. WTF is going on here boys?

**Woodsy** · 10-28-2010, 03:24 PM

iceman snorts cialis in jeans

**Sirshredalot** · 10-28-2010, 03:25 PM

I need pictures to give proper advice. Naked pictures.

**Sophosmorphus** · 10-28-2010, 03:27 PM

Won't risk it - but she's 5'4, blonde, 32 C, perfect ass, and good face - like 8/10 face on a 9/10 body. Basically enough to let you know that I should be sporting a raging erection at the mere thought of her.

**Sophosmorphus** · 10-28-2010, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

iceman snorts cialis in jeans

Dude. I would - except my regular dealer can't source that for me. And I don't trust the web

**carvedog** · 10-28-2010, 03:33 PM

Should be obvious - you've spent so much time on here that you have turned gay.

NTTIAWWT

PM me her number and I will take care of her for you.

Good luck with your new sexuality.

**The Reverend Floater** · 10-28-2010, 03:39 PM

Vegan and in a fraternity? My, how times have changed. I even went to Oregon and was in a fraternity--had I been a vegan instead of an alcoholic/stoner, I don't think I would have been getting a ton of varsh and probably would have been ostracized.

Anyhow, sweet blog and all that. We get it--you get the ladies.

**powpig** · 10-28-2010, 03:41 PM

Try eating a burger or steak, some red meat, some real nutrition.

**bushman** · 10-28-2010, 03:49 PM

Your post should have started something like this. " I never thought I would writing to you, I'm a freshman at a small midwestern university and I never thought something like this could happen to me......."

**OSECS** · 10-28-2010, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by bushman

Your post should have started something like this. " I never thought I would writing to you, I'm a freshman at a small midwestern university and I never thought something like this could happen to me......."

I must have a hundred stories like that.

**Edgnar** · 10-28-2010, 04:00 PM

der poopenhausen. That is all.

**Hong Jong Fuey** · 10-28-2010, 04:11 PM

Lay off the weed. Eat meat. Take andro. Soon, you'll be springing wood on a bumpy car ride.

**ectreeskier11** · 10-28-2010, 04:12 PM

if you're at the U of U, i'll take right over for ya, no questions asked.

**flatlander#2** · 10-28-2010, 04:15 PM

andro eh? Tell me where I get some of this andro...I have a very bumpy driveway.

**roark** · 10-28-2010, 04:21 PM

pics or STFU and GTFO.

**hutash** · 10-28-2010, 04:42 PM

Have suck your limp cock...if that don't work switch from TGR to gay porn sites.

...and eat some red meat.

**ectreeskier11** · 10-28-2010, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by hutash

...and eat some red meat.

sounds like he's already doing some of that

**SterlingSpikeDancer** · 10-28-2010, 04:46 PM

+1 more on red meat, and search for how your diet has too many phyto estrogens and what that could do to you. Enjoy the burgers, steaks, and hot co-ed ass.

Or just start catching, cause you know you want to.

doughboyshredder · 10-28-2010, 05:06 PM

You're obviously gay.

or, you just have serious intimacy issues, and can't get wood for a chick that you actually like.

**mc_roon** · 10-28-2010, 05:15 PM

my question is why is this girl still coming around for your limp dick?

**wicked_sick** · 10-28-2010, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

you just have serious intimacy issues, and can't get wood for a chick that you actually like.

what he said. I had the same thing happen maybe 2x. Got over it eventually.

worrying/dwelling on the matter really doesn't help

**Trainwreck** · 10-28-2010, 05:30 PM

You should go purse shopping with her instead. Find something to match your skirt.

Hugh Conway · 10-28-2010, 05:46 PM

Have you told her you're an attention whore? That'll probably be the deal breaker.

**booner** · 10-28-2010, 05:58 PM

next time you F around with the little hoer bend her over, spread her ass, and spit on her clam. If that doesn't get you going I'd suggest buying rollerblades and making that phone call to your father...good luck