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  1. #651
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick View Post
    Nah,

    Thats the high traverse. Gotta carry a gun these days so those hard core “locals” dont come blasting recklessly past you.


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    These days?

  2. #652
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    Canuks keeping up with the times. Ich bin ein Berliner. Bitte, night schiessen! Wo kann ich Kaiserschmarrn essen?
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    “A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.”
    ― Milton Friedman

  3. #653
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    How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
    "Look out, dude!"
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

  4. #654
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    I though it was “sorry Bro”


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    I rip the groomed on tele gear

  5. #655
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    How does an Alta skier introduce themselves?

    "Guten tag."

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  6. #656
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    Where the sheets have no stains
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    Whats a snowboarder use for birth control?

    Their personality....
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

  7. #657
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    What do Alta skiers use for birth control?

    Rassenhygiene.

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  8. #658
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Whats a snowboarder use for birth control?

    Their personality....
    Don’t forget poor personal hygiene
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  9. #659
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla View Post
    What do Alta skiers use for birth control?



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    Trick question….skiers get laid all the time. Independent leg action!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  10. #660
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    What do you call an adult male snowboarder w/o a wife or GF?

    Homeless
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  11. #661
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    How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Six.

    One to do it and the other five to sit in the fall-line and say, "I could do that."

  12. #662
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    I thought it was just one
    The boarder holds up the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him...

    But I like yours too...
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  13. #663
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  14. #664
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    I thought it was just one
    The boarder holds up the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him...

    But I like yours too...
    Pretty sure that’s how ski patrollers do it

  15. #665
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    This fella was hanging with St. Peter at the pearly gates, hoping to get into heaven.
    Long line; quite a wait.
    Old man wearing a ski patrol coat cuts the line.
    Fella says to St. Peter "ski patrol act like they're god or something".
    St. Peter: "that's god, he just thinks he's a ski patrolman".
    Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.

  16. #666
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    Fella obviously didn’t pay for Fast Tracks pass
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