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Thread: Alta is for Nazis
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10-21-2021, 10:30 PM #651
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10-22-2021, 05:50 AM #652
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10-22-2021, 06:33 AM #653
How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
"Look out, dude!"Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.
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10-22-2021, 08:01 AM #654
I though it was “sorry Bro”
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsI rip the groomed on tele gear
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10-22-2021, 03:51 PM #655
How does an Alta skier introduce themselves?
"Guten tag."
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10-22-2021, 04:46 PM #656
Whats a snowboarder use for birth control?
Their personality....I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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10-22-2021, 05:21 PM #657
What do Alta skiers use for birth control?
Rassenhygiene.
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10-22-2021, 05:23 PM #658
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10-22-2021, 05:24 PM #659
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10-22-2021, 07:28 PM #660
What do you call an adult male snowboarder w/o a wife or GF?
Homeless
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10-25-2021, 03:21 PM #661
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six.
One to do it and the other five to sit in the fall-line and say, "I could do that."
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10-25-2021, 03:22 PM #662
I thought it was just one
The boarder holds up the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him...
But I like yours too...
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10-25-2021, 03:30 PM #663
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10-25-2021, 03:52 PM #664
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10-26-2021, 07:20 AM #665
This fella was hanging with St. Peter at the pearly gates, hoping to get into heaven.
Long line; quite a wait.
Old man wearing a ski patrol coat cuts the line.
Fella says to St. Peter "ski patrol act like they're god or something".
St. Peter: "that's god, he just thinks he's a ski patrolman".Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.
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10-26-2021, 08:21 AM #666
Fella obviously didn’t pay for Fast Tracks pass
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04-01-2022, 07:50 PM #667
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04-01-2022, 08:58 PM #668
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