Alta is for Nazis

[tetzen]

What about turning your snowboard bindings forward and carrying ski poles?

Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.

[Harry]

Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.

My Dad dropped bombs on Nazi’s from a B-24.

Alta Ski Patrol drops bombs too.

Obvious conclusion = Alta Patrol are ANTIFA, not Nazis.





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[tuco]

Alta was actually the first resort in UT(maybe the country)
to allow snowboarders. That ended in '84.
You squandered your opportunity skrilla!
You can only blame yerself!
(Not sure why you'd want to traverse Alta via gravity slave plank anyway)

[Kinnikinnick]

I still cannot believe that those snowboarders lost their lawsuit to have Snowboarding become a recognized protected class. They are retarded after all.




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[b0ardski]

Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.

like this? on a '92 libtech grocer

also have an '89 K2 TX

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.

Plus, everyone knows that surf nazis are much worse than ski nazis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5IsQKBE4g

Thankfully there are brave people out there, like Leroy's Mama. Otherwise I'd be worried that the world is filled with a bunch of whiny asswipes like Skrilla Gorilla.

You must be new.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

Alta was actually the first resort in UT(maybe the country)
to allow snowboarders. That ended in '84.
You squandered your opportunity skrilla!
You can only blame yerself!
(Not sure why you'd want to traverse Alta via gravity slave plank anyway)

Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

like this? on a '92 libtech grocer

also have an '89 K2 TX

The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...

[tuco]

Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.

I've been had

[Skrilla Gorilla]

I've been had

https://y.yarn.co/b353198f-7b45-4e6b...121e244016.mp4

[John Doe]

Yeh, i get your point but, my buddy's parents were in the holocaust, they were spared as they were young & go out but were in a concentration camp. About 75% of his family was murdered. Last time I was at Alta they weren't committing large scale genocide.

[irul&ublo]

I think they’re heading to High Rustler

[irul&ublo]

Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.

No. The joke’s on those not coordinated enough to use their legs independently of one another.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

You guys need to loosen up and have a beer in the lodge.


At Alta they serve German beer.

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[tuco]

I think they’re heading to The Eagles Nest

FIFY

[Kinnikinnick]

I think they’re heading to High Rustler

Nah,

Thats the high traverse. Gotta carry a gun these days so those hard core “locals” dont come blasting recklessly past you.


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[smartyiak]

The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...

There's 4...there is no middle.

[smartyiak]

The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...

There's 4...there is no middle.

[Skrilla Gorilla]

There's 4...there is no middle.

Actually there are two (2) middle.

Did you mean true and single middle?

Alta is for ski Nazis. The national socialist right of skiing.

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[JongDoe]

https://y.yarn.co/b353198f-7b45-4e6b...121e244016.mp4

WTF, dude stole my username. Almost/

[Skrilla Gorilla]

https://youtu.be/YwWDMAEYe5c

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[k2skier112]

9 year old shit. That's as stale as you are

[TBS]

I still cannot believe that those snowboarders lost their lawsuit to have Snowboarding become a recognized protected class. They are retarded after all.

Ahem - The preferred term is “developmentally delayed”…

One spring afternoon last season @ Mt Bachelor I was putting my gear away when this kid’s head popped out of the sunroof in the truck next to me. “Hi!”
“What’s up little man? That your dad with you?”
“Yup”
“Is he the best dad in the galaxy for taking you skiing on a school day?”
“Yup. Except I’m a snowboarder!”
“Snowboarder eh? Know the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?”
“Uh…no”
“It’s all in how you attach the dirtbag”
“But…there’s no dirtbag on a snowboard”
“Think again grommet, think again” (dad is starting to crack up)
After about 30 secs “Hey, wait a minute!” Dad is now hyperventilating

[Skrilla Gorilla]

9 year old shit. That's as stale as you are

Ja, ja. Das brot ist alt, mein führer.

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