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  1. #626
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    What about turning your snowboard bindings forward and carrying ski poles?
    Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.

  2. #627
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    Alta is for Nazis

    Quote Originally Posted by mfcf13 View Post
    Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.
    My Dad dropped bombs on Nazi’s from a B-24.

    Alta Ski Patrol drops bombs too.

    Obvious conclusion = Alta Patrol are ANTIFA, not Nazis.


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    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  3. #628
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    Alta was actually the first resort in UT(maybe the country)
    to allow snowboarders. That ended in '84.
    You squandered your opportunity skrilla!
    You can only blame yerself!
    (Not sure why you'd want to traverse Alta via gravity slave plank anyway)

  4. #629
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    I still cannot believe that those snowboarders lost their lawsuit to have Snowboarding become a recognized protected class. They are retarded after all.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

  5. #630
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    Quote Originally Posted by tetzen View Post
    Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.
    like this? on a '92 libtech grocer

    also have an '89 K2 TX
    embrace the gape
    and believe

  6. #631
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    Quote Originally Posted by mfcf13 View Post
    Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.

    Plus, everyone knows that surf nazis are much worse than ski nazis.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5IsQKBE4g

    Thankfully there are brave people out there, like Leroy's Mama. Otherwise I'd be worried that the world is filled with a bunch of whiny asswipes like Skrilla Gorilla.
    You must be new.

  7. #632
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    Quote Originally Posted by tetzen View Post
    Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.
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  8. #633
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuco View Post
    Alta was actually the first resort in UT(maybe the country)
    to allow snowboarders. That ended in '84.
    You squandered your opportunity skrilla!
    You can only blame yerself!
    (Not sure why you'd want to traverse Alta via gravity slave plank anyway)
    Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.

  9. #634
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    Quote Originally Posted by b0ardski View Post
    like this? on a '92 libtech grocer

    also have an '89 K2 TX
    The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...

  10. #635
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla View Post
    Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.
    I've been had

  11. #636
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuco View Post
    I've been had
    https://y.yarn.co/b353198f-7b45-4e6b...121e244016.mp4

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    Uh, don't think so

    Yeh, i get your point but, my buddy's parents were in the holocaust, they were spared as they were young & go out but were in a concentration camp. About 75% of his family was murdered. Last time I was at Alta they weren't committing large scale genocide.

  13. #638
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    I think they’re heading to High Rustler


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Alta is for Nazis

    Quote Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla View Post
    Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.
    No. The joke’s on those not coordinated enough to use their legs independently of one another.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  15. #640
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    You guys need to loosen up and have a beer in the lodge.


    At Alta they serve German beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I think they’re heading to The Eagles Nest


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    FIFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I think they’re heading to High Rustler


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    Nah,

    Thats the high traverse. Gotta carry a gun these days so those hard core “locals” dont come blasting recklessly past you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla View Post
    The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...
    There's 4...there is no middle.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla View Post
    The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...
    There's 4...there is no middle.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  20. #645
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    There's 4...there is no middle.
    Actually there are two (2) middle.

    Did you mean true and single middle?

    Alta is for ski Nazis. The national socialist right of skiing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla View Post

    WTF, dude stole my username. Almost/

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