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Thread: Alta is for Nazis
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10-21-2021, 10:30 PM #651
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These days?
Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick
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10-22-2021, 05:50 AM #652
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Canuks keeping up with the times. Ich bin ein Berliner. Bitte, night schiessen! Wo kann ich Kaiserschmarrn essen?
Last edited by schindlerpiste; 10-22-2021 at 06:38 AM.
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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10-22-2021, 06:33 AM #653
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How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
"Look out, dude!"Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.
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10-22-2021, 08:01 AM #654
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I though it was “sorry Bro”
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsI rip the groomed on tele gear
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10-22-2021, 03:51 PM #655
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How does an Alta skier introduce themselves?
"Guten tag."
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10-22-2021, 04:46 PM #656
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Whats a snowboarder use for birth control?
Their personality....I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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10-22-2021, 05:21 PM #657
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What do Alta skiers use for birth control?
Rassenhygiene.
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10-22-2021, 05:23 PM #658
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Don’t forget poor personal hygiene Originally Posted by Bunion 2020
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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10-22-2021, 05:24 PM #659
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Trick question….skiers get laid all the time. Independent leg action! Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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10-22-2021, 07:28 PM #660
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What do you call an adult male snowboarder w/o a wife or GF?
Homeless
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10-25-2021, 03:21 PM #661
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six.
One to do it and the other five to sit in the fall-line and say, "I could do that."
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10-25-2021, 03:22 PM #662
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I thought it was just one
The boarder holds up the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him...
But I like yours too...
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10-25-2021, 03:30 PM #663
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10-25-2021, 03:52 PM #664
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Pretty sure that’s how ski patrollers do it Originally Posted by TBS
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10-26-2021, 07:20 AM #665
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This fella was hanging with St. Peter at the pearly gates, hoping to get into heaven.
Long line; quite a wait.
Old man wearing a ski patrol coat cuts the line.
Fella says to St. Peter "ski patrol act like they're god or something".
St. Peter: "that's god, he just thinks he's a ski patrolman".Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.
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10-26-2021, 08:21 AM #666
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Fella obviously didn’t pay for Fast Tracks pass
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04-01-2022, 07:50 PM #667
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04-01-2022, 08:58 PM #668
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