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  1. #76
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    The visual of Ape gimping away on crutches is just too funny.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyplane View Post

    In regards to how this works, I still don't get how the homeowners are not the bad guys. Someone who they obviously knew, had stolen stuff shipped to their house. I'm thinking big boxes of dogshit are still on the go list.
    The efforts made to recover the item were not exactly... legal.

    I would urge anyone to not send feces infused packaging to the house, but that is apes call, as he would be the only one giving out the address. He is also the one who "trespassed" into the house, and would likely be held liable if anything were to happen.

    Sure, the people in the house ARE bad people, but everything turned out well in the end. I say leave well enough alone, but I guess it's not my call.

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    So -- single -- have you sent the buyer a message through ebay, asking him how he's enjoying the lens so far?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    The most amazing part of this story is that it was the non-mag friend who did the most. Knowing nothing more about the guy I am pretty sure I'd enjoy hanging out with him.

    "You want to stop at this random house and steal back something that was originally stolen from some random person you don't even know on the internet? And since you are on crutches I am going to have to walk right in to the house and take the shit while the people are still home? I'm Down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    So -- single -- have you sent the buyer a message through ebay, asking him how he's enjoying the lens so far?
    he was using someone elses ebay account.

    I have thought about mailing him a picture of his house, with a note written on it in sharpie that says "Cute kid, hope you enjoy the lens", but whatever. I got the lens back, ape got skis, all is well in the universe.

    And Rob (lobstah), you da meng! Thanks for hookin him up!

    And thanks to everyone else who is willing to help out Ape because of this situation, in this thread and the old one. He is a standup dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    The visual of Ape galloping away on crutches is just too funny.
    FIFY....

    And as for the dogshit thing, while it is tempting and would be fun, I am going to agree with Single on this one. Let's just leave it be. Actually, if you PM me a really really good idea to use the photos of the house/backyard for I will send them to you, but it has to be really good.

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    fuckin awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by single View Post
    I have thought about mailing him a picture of his house, with a note written on it in sharpie that says "Cute kid, hope you enjoy the lens", but whatever. I got the lens back, ape got skis, all is well in the universe.

    And Rob (lobstah), you da meng! Thanks for hookin him up!

    And thanks to everyone else who is willing to help out Ape because of this situation, in this thread and the old one. He is a standup dude.
    I think this would be the call. Use block lettering cut from a magazine (old school). Finish up with, "you fucked with the wrong guy."

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    Shit guys, I looked through my camera earlier and the pics got deleted... Sorry for anyone who had a good idea.

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    Let this be a lesson to the world.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skideeppow View Post
    I think this would be the call. Use block lettering cut from a magazine (old school). Finish up with, "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!!"
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  12. #87
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    Bump for awesome.

  13. #88
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    Why isn't this in the HOF yet?
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
    -Aldo Leopold

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    Awesome.
    Post Count: +1

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    Missed this the first time around. Definitely HOF worthy.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Let me know if y'all want it moved to the HOF.

    It's the greatest of maggot tales of e-adventure.

  17. #92
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    +1 for HOF. A most excellent story.

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    When single says, I'll move it.

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    I'm totally down.

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    "Biscuit.....here Biscuit" hahaha !

  21. #96
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    Bump 4
    WTF why is this FKNA outstanding thread and the way of the maggot not HOF
    AN you show up in slc this winter and WPS and I will style your do good deed ass out
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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    ski on in eternal peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripzalot View Post
    awesome. the only thing better would have been if Ape had swapped it with a similar box with a giant turd and a change for a nickel sticker on it. all done while wearing a POV.

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    Glad to read this story of awesomeness again

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    this has to be in the HOF

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    HOF Bump.

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