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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    Nicely done Ape and props for hooking him up w/ NTs!
    +2

    For that type of hook-up I'd be willing to show up at the doorstep and punch someone of your choosing in the face.

    props to Ape


    E:FTOTPB!!!!!
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

  2. #27
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    Standard issue repo. Great job ape!
    This is the worst pain EVER!

  3. #28
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    FKNA that's awesome. This place really does have everything
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

  4. #29
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    That kicks ass.

  5. #30
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    Woah, you very rarely hear someone making out in a situation like this. This fucking rules! Good on Ape and his homes!

  6. #31
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    Send the scammer a note hinting at how you got the package back. And maybe mention the color of his kid's hair.
    Goals for the season: -Try and pick up a sponsor.--Phill

    But whatever scares you most... --Rip'nStick

  7. #32
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    I would love to be in the room with the thiefs trying to figure out where the lens went...bwahhhhh
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

  8. #33
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    Anyway to start sending that address loads junk mail?

    Possibly send letters to all of his neighbors telling them about the fraud...

  9. #34
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    that's awesome.
    Did he sneak it out, or directly confront him about it?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  10. #35
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    I followed this the first time when it sounded like it was a clean swipe off the front porch.

    But actually retrieving it from inside the house!!! FKNA.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by single View Post

    So Ape now has a brand new pair of Moment Night Trains coming to his door, the prize for kicking ass.


    And the best part? Ape was on crutches.


    Awesome! This is badass, hilarious AND fun to imagine... Nice work Ape!
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

  12. #37
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    This is awesome! Great Ape!

  13. #38
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    The mailbox didn't say "Jesse Jones" by any chance did it?

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    I followed this the first time when it sounded like it was a clean swipe off the front porch.

    But actually retrieving it from inside the house!!! FKNA.
    I thought the same, I was reading the threads as it went down. Bold fucking move Ape

  15. #40
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    "this thread is an odd combo of win and fail." -Danno

  16. #41
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    Ha! Justice served!
    Gravity. It's the law.

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    Good on you, sir.


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    Truly an awe-inspiring exercise of righteous justice. Well done Ape. And way to repay the favor Single.

    While HOF material, will this thread self-destruct shortly?

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    Well played all around. I completely agree that a letter needs to be sent to the owner of the house.

    It could come from anyone, typed...etc.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    Life is simple. Go Explore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmthmtskier View Post
    Can I nominate bmg97 for an "Avatar of the Year" award?
    Thanks

    Quote Originally Posted by Pegleg View Post
    That's exactly what i was thinking. Whenever he (she?) posts, I lose my place in the thread for a few seconds.
    and I'm a dude.... I love my avatar too !

  22. #47
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    So does the detective get a link to this thread?

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    Wow, I had been wondering what happened with this. Thought something other than a front porch grab must've gone down when you couldn't give us details.

    Nice work Ape, who IIRC is a JONG minus the JOG and add a hefty does of FKNA.


    So any word on who was actually behind this? Theory time:

    Theory A:

    House is typically unoccupied around the time UPS comes, somebody sketchy (neighbor possibly) knows this

    Perps know UPS route and have package delivered to that house, which they quickly/stealthily retrieve under normal circumstances

    Kid was home sick that day

    UPS knocked on door, kid grabbed package, perps abort mission

    Kid's parents now think kid is on crack because he keeps talking about their package that went missing

    Theory B:

    Kid has a sketchy babysitter that thinks they can get away with it since it's not their address

    Kid gets beat by babysitter, plus parents think he's on crack

    Theory C:

    Sketchy UPS driver scams people on e-bay

    Sketchy UPS driver falsifies delivery records to this (and possibly other) adresses

    Sketchy UPS driver gets sick/has emergency, other driver takes that route

    Package gets delivered

    Kids parents think he is on crack when he mentions missing package

    Theory D:

    Kid's parents are sketchy and dumb, using their own adress for these scams

    Theory E:

    Kid has a nasty Lucky Charms habit to support, scams people on e-bay to support it

    Insert the word "crack" for lucky charms if this kid is over age 12
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    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

  24. #49
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    This whole thing is unbelievably awesome. Maggot of the year indeed. Maybe next year too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    Wow, I had been wondering what happened with this. Thought something other than a front porch grab must've gone down when you couldn't give us details.

    Nice work Ape, who IIRC is a JONG minus the JOG and add a hefty does of FKNA.


    So any word on who was actually behind this? Theory time:

    Theory A:

    House is typically unoccupied around the time UPS comes, somebody sketchy (neighbor possibly) knows this

    Perps know UPS route and have package delivered to that house, which they quickly/stealthily retrieve under normal circumstances

    Kid was home sick that day

    UPS knocked on door, kid grabbed package, perps abort mission

    Kid's parents now think kid is on crack because he keeps talking about their package that went missing

    Theory B:

    Kid has a sketchy babysitter that thinks they can get away with it since it's not their address

    Kid gets beat by babysitter, plus parents think he's on crack

    Theory C:

    Sketchy UPS driver scams people on e-bay

    Sketchy UPS driver falsifies delivery records to this (and possibly other) adresses

    Sketchy UPS driver gets sick/has emergency, other driver takes that route

    Package gets delivered

    Kids parents think he is on crack when he mentions missing package

    Theory D:

    Kid's parents are sketchy and dumb, using their own adress for these scams

    Theory E:

    Kid has a nasty Lucky Charms habit to support, scams people on e-bay to support it

    Insert the word "crack" for lucky charms if this kid is over age 12
    Theory F: The house is the shipping address for this stuff, parents or someone in the house think they are really helping out legitimate transactions by forwarding the said shipped merchandise to some other address- maybe even a foreign address, Nigeria or where-ever. Dateline or one of the TV type shows like that tracked packages that were sent to US addresses- someone looking for a work from home type of job, and the person gets the stuff and turns it around shipping it to a foreign addressee. If I remember correctly, the TV show tracked one big screen TV all through customs to some little village somewhere in Nigeria, Africa.

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