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  1. 10-26-2010, 11:31 PM #1
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    A gay poem I wrote

    IN MY HEAD

    A balmy october, then suddenly, WHAM
    Jackson was nailed by winter's first slam

    Mountain biking, hiking, and running? No More!
    For the next seven months there'll be powder galore

    So get out your fatboys, no skinny skis here
    And stock up your ice box with PBR beer

    Just you and the mountain, and nothing between ya
    Its time to get gnarly,
    All hail the La Nina
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  2. 10-26-2010, 11:40 PM #2
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    I substituted Baker for Jackson when I read it but WORD
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  3. 10-26-2010, 11:43 PM #3
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    Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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  4. 10-27-2010, 12:19 AM #4
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    COULD I SUPSTITUTE SNOWBASIN? {:>(---%--[ .
    "I, the undersigned,
    shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein
    and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera . . . fax mentis
    incendium gloria culpum, et cetera, et cetera . . . memo bis
    punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear
    as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped
    into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized,
    so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
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  5. 10-27-2010, 12:43 AM #5
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    not much says "i fuck other dudes in the ass" like this poem
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  6. 10-27-2010, 02:28 AM #6
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    ^ Holy shit yes
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  7. 10-27-2010, 07:17 AM #7
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    ONe time on the toilet while taking a crap
    a sat there and decided to make up a rap

    my shit flows nice into the hole
    so i pull out my lighter and spark up my bowl
    i sit back and smoke and start to relax
    but now i have to wipe the crack of my ass
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  8. 10-27-2010, 07:18 AM #8
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    too bad about the shitty beer.
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  9. 10-27-2010, 07:40 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    too bad about the shitty beer.
    PBR is tolerable, you queer.
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  10. 10-27-2010, 07:45 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by karpiel View Post
    PBR is tolerable, you queer.
    haha. maybe if you make it so cold you can't taste it or you're hammered on some shitty cuervo.

    nah. i'm just kidding. it sucks.
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  11. 10-27-2010, 07:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jong_luc_picard View Post
    not much says "i fuck other dudes in the ass" like this poem
    fucking right!!!
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  12. 10-27-2010, 10:29 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by karpiel View Post
    ... you queer.
    Sez the guy who loves assholes...
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  13. 10-27-2010, 10:39 AM #13
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    Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot.
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  14. 10-27-2010, 10:42 AM #14
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    that poem was gay and PBR sucks
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  15. 10-27-2010, 11:08 AM #15
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    PBR is almost as bad as miller lite

    it fkn sucks hard, pony up for some labatt blue if u like piss
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  17. 10-27-2010, 11:38 AM #17
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    What is so hard to understand about NSFW? Sure her pussy isn't exposed but I assume 99% of employers wouldn't be happy if they saw that on someones monitor. Fuck man, think.
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    ^^^^^^ that was nothing ...just the same as a bikini ......i am sure that most employers would not be happy that we, employs are even on this site when we should be doin work but instead dreaming of the deep POW........
    always forward but never straight
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  19. 10-27-2010, 12:15 PM #19
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    I girl standing in a swimsuit and a girl bent over with a thong up her ass and spread legs aren't even close to the same thing. Would you let your 10 year old watch the miss America pageant? Would you let him hang this on his wall? Come on.
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  20. 10-27-2010, 01:33 PM #20
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    you need to change your name to systemnotblow'denough
    or something that shows you're not so tough
    you just have your head shoved up your muff
    so go back to epicski and stuff

    Gay test poster was awesome. I showed my boss and he loved it.
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  21. 10-27-2010, 01:47 PM #21
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    Gay test....FTW
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  22. 10-27-2010, 01:48 PM #22
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    I didn't say it wasnt gay,
    Glad some of you like it anyway
    The rest of you homos can suck on a chode,
    Or come over to jackson and swallow my load.
    SEND IT
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  23. 10-27-2010, 07:46 PM #23
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  24. 10-28-2010, 12:09 AM #24
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    I'm confused, the poem wasn't homo-erotic at all, just shitty.

    You'll need to put in some serious work if you're going to make it in the industry.
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    I'm really troubled by whatever pictures the Don had to search through to arrive at that one...
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  25. 10-28-2010, 09:08 AM #25
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    Just so we're all straight, "La" and "El" mean "the". So saying "the la nina" is redundant. Unless, of course, you are from the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range.
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