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  1. #53376
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Agreed, funny thing is, it is hard to find hawt 40+ year old women to post in here. (I guess just the scary ones post on line at that age). Heidi, Halley, Michelle, help a jong out.
    The hottest 40 year old women are probably someone's wife and have a badass career, which is part of what makes them hot, not the fact they belong to someone else, but the vibe someone gives off exposing themselves to the world in their adventurous 20s is way different than the vibe someone gives off doing the same thing in their 30s or 40s. Less adventurous and more self absorbed vapid and boring but tbh I kind of find all porn that way these days when in my 20s I could do some sort of fantastical disconnect from that reality. I suppose pretty soon I'll be feeling like what makes a woman sexy is hints that she would make a good mother.

    I'm in this thread for the strangeness, not the strange.
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  2. #53377
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    While I definitely appreciate a young physically attractive woman, I generally can't stand to be around them physically for more than a few minutes due to the inanity. There definitely comes a time when "sexy" means not a sex object, but some one who shares the tire tracks of time and experience and is more than secure in their own (wrinkly) skin.

  3. #53378
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    MILFs.

    You guys are talking about MILFs.

    I





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  4. #53379
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    At least one of them just turned 18 for sure.
    … so, we’re cool then.


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    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

  6. #53381
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    Through a strange turn of events, a painter drinks bleach and ends up in the hospital. Now with all of his friends believing he attempted to take his own life he has to try to get things back to normal.


    Nothing Good Ever Happens

  7. #53382
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    Nope;
    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    MILFs.

    You guys are talking about MILFs.

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    Nope; motherhood not required, nor is fucking.

  8. #53383
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    Quote Originally Posted by fomofo View Post
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    Through a strange turn of events, a painter drinks bleach and ends up in the hospital. Now with all of his friends believing he attempted to take his own life he has to try to get things back to normal.


    Nothing Good Ever Happens

    Hahaha, at first I thought it was a meme mocking me for being here for the weird random bullshit and not the porn.

    Then I realized the world doesn't revolve around me. Sounds funny.
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  9. #53384
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Then I realized the world doesn't revolve around me. Sounds funny.
    Shocker.

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    That epiphany is sig worthy for you Leroy

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Sounds funny.
    Replace “painter” with “skier”.

    Even funnier?

  12. #53387
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    My wife turned 40 this year lol
    Can't believe this just sailed past everyone....

  13. #53388
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    ^ it didn’t.

    Meanwhile, here’s a life hack (ideally using the correct spelling):

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  14. #53389
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    Quote Originally Posted by fomofo View Post
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    Through a strange turn of events, a painter drinks bleach and ends up in the hospital. Now with all of his friends believing he attempted to take his own life he has to try to get things back to normal.


    Nothing Good Ever Happens
    He figured attempting suicide was still a better look than listening to Donald Trump's Covid advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    ^ it didn’t.

    Meanwhile, here’s a life hack (ideally using the correct spelling):

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Then I realized the world doesn't revolve around me. Sounds funny.
    Are you just now realizing this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
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    That's Jack Handy level material right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
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    There's got to be, right?

    When you stop and think about it it really is bizarre that women pay thousands of dollars to get water-filled pillows inserted into their body. Human beings truly are strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    There's got to be, right?

    When you stop and think about it it really is bizarre that women pay thousands of dollars to get water-filled pillows inserted into their body. Human beings truly are strange.
    This comment, in this thread of all places..

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    mmmm….. tasty water filled pillows.








    fact.

  22. #53397
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    You know, they’re back to using mostly silicone filled implants


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    Topic needz moar research..... i thought silicone was passe

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  24. #53399
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyNameIsAugustWest View Post
    Can't believe this just sailed past everyone....
    I thought the same.
    As mentioned more than once, El Hefe is a very fortunate man.

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    Wait ,,,, how old is El Hefe?!?!

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