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  1. #51076
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I haven't washed my face with soap for years now...

    So long, in fact, that I can't even remember why I stopped using soap to wash my face.

    Exactly. My dermatologist told me to use head and shoulders since I get dry flaky skin on my face. And I have a hudge amount of facial hair.

  2. #51077
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Don't stick your soap in your ass.
    You gotta have that on your headstone.

  3. #51078
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    Real men use Lava in their ass crack.
    Soap bars are gross, didn't you read anything above?

    Fast Orange with pumice in the 1 gallon pump is the way. Added bonus is you don't even need water in the shower, and you don't need to scrub like crazy to get the lava bar working.
    Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp

  4. #51079
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    Fuck yeah!

  5. #51080
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    Get a bidet attachment, life changing and no ass soap needed.

    Titties

  6. #51081
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    Quote Originally Posted by thedude2340 View Post
    Get a bidet attachment, life changing and no ass soap needed.

    Titties
    Just spent a week away from home, which meant no bidet. It was traumatic.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  7. #51082
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    What kind of heathens don't use a wash cloth?
    ^^^This

  8. #51083
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    I guess I'm a heathen, a wash cloth never has made much sense to me.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

  9. #51084
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Just spent a week away from home, which meant no bidet. It was traumatic.
    THIS - toilet paper has got to be the worst ass cleaner ever, one roll for pat drying lasts 2 months.
    I bought another bidet for the ski condo, once you go bidet you never go back... or however that saying goes.

  10. #51085
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kopi_Red View Post
    ^^^This
    Right? How do these neanderthals exfoliate?

  11. #51086
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Just spent a week away from home, which meant no bidet. It was traumatic.
    This. Trynna figure out how to put one on my boat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles View Post
    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

  12. #51087
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    This. Trynna figure out how to put one on my boat.
    Just drag your ass off the platform. Shouldn’t need more than 5-10 knots to be effective

  13. #51088
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    Right? How do these neanderthals exfoliate?

    https://youtu.be/k-U61RS_q-0

  14. #51089
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    Gives a new meaning to calling someone an ass-wipe. Maybe the new proper term is bidet flush.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

  15. #51090
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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    Right? How do these neanderthals exfoliate?
    I ski eastern trees in the winter and let the pine branches scrape it off.

  16. #51091
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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

  17. #51092
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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Don't stick your soap in your ass.
    This brings a level of specificity suggesting perhaps a comprehensive list of those objects which are and are not permitted in your ass.


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    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

  18. #51093
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    This bring a level of specificity suggesting perhaps a comprehensive list of those objects which are and are not permitted in your ass.


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    What happen if your washing your own butthole and a finger tip breaches the seal? If it feels kinda good does that mean you’re gay?



    Asking for a friend.


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  19. #51094
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    If it goes in past first knuckle, yes. NTTAWWT

  20. #51095
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    I ski eastern trees in the winter and let the pine branches scrape it off.
    Snowballs are nature's perfect bidet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I guess I'm a heathen, a wash cloth never has made much sense to me.
    Yeah, why complicate things. If no snowball bidet is around it is straight asshole soap. It cleans itself and is always ready for the next but crack.

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  21. #51096
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    In the cheeks or in the hole?

    Clarification is needed here..

  22. #51097
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    In the cheeks or in the hole?

    Clarification is needed here..
    Cheeks?

    C’mon man, I’m talking hole man. Balloon knot.


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  23. #51098
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    When you swore as a kid and your mom washed your mouth out with soap did it taste like ass? Did you have watch springs in your teeth after?

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  24. #51099
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    i've been laughing at this stuff. gold!


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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