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06-14-2021, 02:56 PM #49626
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too much information…
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06-14-2021, 03:17 PM #49627
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Truth
Originally Posted by m2711c
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06-14-2021, 06:42 PM #49628
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lulz. don't say that to a certain mag. he really takes it personally.
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06-14-2021, 07:13 PM #49629
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This showed up on my google news feed today. I’m not sure why…
“Scientists unravel mystery of echidnas' bizarre 4-headed penis”
https://www.livescience.com/mystery-...is-solved.html
WOne of the biggest monotreme mysteries is the echidna penis, which has four separate heads, or glans, at the end of the shaft. If that wasn't weird enough, only two of the heads are used during each erection, and echidnas can alternate between which two they use.
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FBecause rich has nothing to do with money.
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06-14-2021, 07:17 PM #49630
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Jealousy rears its ugly head ...... all 4 of 'em
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06-14-2021, 08:01 PM #49631
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Only works for telemarkers. Originally Posted by splat
It's the patchouli, actually.
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06-14-2021, 09:00 PM #49632
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Worthless without four hands. Originally Posted by spanky
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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06-15-2021, 06:50 AM #49633
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Daniel Ortega eats here.
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06-15-2021, 07:59 AM #49634
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Dammit man....
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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06-15-2021, 08:18 AM #49635
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Solid recovery, sir. Solid!
It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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06-15-2021, 10:07 AM #49636
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This is true. Those flaps are like a third hand working the vag keeping the enjoyment factor high. Originally Posted by Whiteroom_Guardian
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06-15-2021, 10:10 AM #49637
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I will take your word for it. Just glad that isn't what I go to bed with everyday.
That is why I like dogs, more than most people. Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
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06-15-2021, 11:26 AM #49638
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I draw the line at a butthole that looks like Gene Simmons. Originally Posted by liv2ski
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06-15-2021, 11:54 AM #49639
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I was never the guy that could land the perfect girls when I was single so I guess I learned to overlook some things. Honestly it was a blessing. The couple times I actually dated 'hot' girls...lol. Fuck that. I'm too big an asshole and too self centered to cater to something like that.
But really I always wonder how many guys would really kick an attractive girl with big labia out of bed. The girl warned me about them first so I knew what I was getting into and I guess she must have felt it was important to let me know. Once a pretty girl warned me her tits weren't up to par with the rest of her lovely body. That didn't stop me either.
One really pretty girl I met on Match warned me that she had just moved back to Iowa from New York City where she lived in an apartment and fucked some dudes who were cocaine dealers for a few months before getting pregnant with one of their swimmers and that she had gotten really into cyber sex lately. That stopped me cold and she told me I was a stiff on the walk back to her car. Lol.
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06-15-2021, 11:55 AM #49640
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And especially Richard Simmons.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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06-15-2021, 11:55 AM #49641
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Guessing there was a line up to pull it out and therell be a line up of volunteers to try and push it back in
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06-15-2021, 11:59 AM #49642
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Which will pull it out further. Originally Posted by grinch
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06-15-2021, 12:04 PM #49643
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Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW
I’ve had my share of hot girls (10’s) but would never marry one unless she’s the unicorn. Even then she is constantly presented with other options by dickbags, you mess up once and POOF!! Originally Posted by uglymoney
I think a nice 7 is marriage material. Pretty but not a bombshell, and of course personality trumps everything.
Cue “hot/crazy matrix video”
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06-15-2021, 12:12 PM #49644
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06-15-2021, 12:15 PM #49645
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we see husband/wife combos in our clients, and it's always interesting to see the diva personality show up every now & then [PITA as a client...we've been lucky to not have too many]
mostly, but not always the wife
& there is little coordination with whether the "diva" is good looking
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06-15-2021, 03:57 PM #49646
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06-15-2021, 04:07 PM #49647
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^^^^ I love it.
That is why I like dogs, more than most people. Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
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06-15-2021, 04:24 PM #49648
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When you are talking marrying them there is so much more that matters than she is a 9-10. I thought my wife was gorgeous when we were young, but most guys would of called her a 7-8. Whatever, we have been together for 41 years and I think I honestly love her more now than I did before. Life is really weird the way it can turn out. Originally Posted by AK47bp
That is why I like dogs, more than most people. Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
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06-15-2021, 06:28 PM #49649
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Are you saying she doesn't mind wiping your drool off when the really hot chicks walk by?
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06-15-2021, 08:15 PM #49650
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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
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