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  1. #48626
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    Skiing's pretty decent for the east too. Some great mountain biking spots as well. Good food, beer, okayish wine..

  2. #48627
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    Weiner dog?Name:  Image1618708240.887416.jpg
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  3. #48628
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    I saw a lady do this live in a club in Quebec. Now you can relive the moment everyday in your own kitchen. “Includes screws”... of course it does!
    For some reason I see this when I look at that.



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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
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    I really had to look three or four times before I saw the dog nose and ears. lol
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

    “I got the degree of Stamp-licker from the Bezuzus Mail-order University”
    Babbitt, by Sinclair Lewis

  5. #48630
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    Quote Originally Posted by happytimefunbox View Post
    Great fishing in Queeeebecks

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    Do not speak Celine Dion's name in a hostile tone
    life ain't guaranteed, love your people while you can

  6. #48631
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    Do not speak Celine Dion's name in a hostile tone
    To be fair...

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    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

  7. #48632
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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    For some reason I see this when I look at that.


    Tina Fey is Québécois?
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  8. #48633
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    I just read a story about a girl from the Trojan war named Bofidie who was a pecan saleswoman. Apparently, when Achilles was storming the castle after letting his troops in, Bofidie saw him coming and dumped her pecans on the ground in his path before she went to go hide. When Achilles walked through, he slipped on the pecans and fell, which let Paris make the shot that hit Achilles' Achilles tendon. So while Paris may have gotten the final blow, Achilles was really killed by Bofidie's nuts.

  9. #48634
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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    I just read a story about a girl from the Trojan war named Bofidie who was a pecan saleswoman. Apparently, when Achilles was storming the castle after letting his troops in, Bofidie saw him coming and dumped her pecans on the ground in his path before she went to go hide. When Achilles walked through, he slipped on the pecans and fell, which let Paris make the shot that hit Achilles' Achilles tendon. So while Paris may have gotten the final blow, Achilles was really killed by Bofidie's nuts.
    Hmm, interesting; never heard that part.
    Just had surgery on Monday for a ruptured Achilles tendon.

  10. #48635
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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    Bofidie saw him coming and dumped her pecans on the ground in his path...
    I love it when bitches drop their pecans for me.

    I mean, really, this is what being a man is all about.
    ¡Órale, vato!

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  12. #48637
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    Meanwhile in California, attempted car-jacking doesn’t go as planned for the perps.....
    https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/s...980384771?s=21
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Meanwhile in California, attempted car-jacking doesn’t go as planned for the perps.....
    https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/s...980384771?s=21
    Love the screeching...and his bitch friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Love the screeching...and his bitch friend.
    Yeah tough guys only tough till you get dropped on your cabeza......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Love the screeching...and his bitch friend.
    Did that carjacker get thrown on and break his vagina? I’ve never heard screaming like that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwriter View Post
    I’ve never heard screaming like that.


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    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Meanwhile in California, attempted car-jacking doesn’t go as planned for the perps.....
    https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/s...980384771?s=21
    I need to learn that move. If you can head plant someone into asphalt the conflict is over.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    I need to learn that move. If you can head plant someone into asphalt the conflict is over.
    True story.

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    ¡Órale, vato!

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    A lookout for broken vaginas... good work if you can get
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    I took dance in college for that exact reason.

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    Oh, fuck. This is insane.













    All that beautiful craftsmanship wiped away with the stroke of the brush that did that shit horse painting on it.

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    Maybe it’s...”ironic
    Forum Cross Pollinator

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnwriter View Post
    Did that carjacker get thrown on and break his vagina? I’ve never heard screaming like that.


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    I’m pretty sure that’s the sound you make as someone slowly breaks your arm or rips apart your shoulder joint. Just a guess.

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